Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 1 April 2018

This week we want you to tell us what you do for a living.

But we want you to make it sound sinister.

I start fights in bars… Trivia host

I import my product from South America and turn it into a popular drug… Barista

I handle breasts all day… KFC employee

I spend all day with black tar… I pave streets

I shoot people… Photographer

I break into your house with an axe and drag you out before you are driven away unconscious in a van… Firefighter

I provide drugs to children… Pediatric nurse

I’m a lawyer

If your team name is your job described in the shadiest way possible, you’ll get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.