This week we want you to tell us what you do for a living.
But we want you to make it sound sinister.
I start fights in bars… Trivia host
I import my product from South America and turn it into a popular drug… Barista
I handle breasts all day… KFC employee
I spend all day with black tar… I pave streets
I shoot people… Photographer
I break into your house with an axe and drag you out before you are driven away unconscious in a van… Firefighter
I provide drugs to children… Pediatric nurse
I’m a lawyer
If your team name is your job described in the shadiest way possible, you’ll get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.