This is a review of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as hypothetically written by which famous author?

“An excellent movie. Unfit individuals are winnowed out through a series of entrepreneurial tests and, in the end, an enterprising young boy receives a factory. Three and a half stars. (Half a star off for the grandparents, who are sponging off the labor of others. If Grandpa Joe can dance, Grandpa Joe can work.)”

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