Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

JACKPOT

Having lived in Colombia comes in handy when you recognise the names of Colombian Presidents.

And when we give you 100km of leeway in getting the distance from Cairns to Perth and you’re off by just 64, that means cash.

TEAM NAMES

You renamed plenty of people and things in your life.

Cats: Furry alarm clocks with no snooze button

Cats: Microterrorists

Nurses: Overworked underpaid doctors

Older siblings: Mum & dad’s beta test

Eggs: The reason I’m not on holiday

Pregnant wife: Expensive slow cooker

Parasitic future stealers: Real estate agents

Husband: 2IC of menu ordering

Weather forecasters: Wild guessers

Funeral homes: Death party planners

My boss: Person who doesn’t know what I really think about him

My dad: Source of right wing propaganda

Parents: Mobile cash machines

Parents: The reason we’re in therapy

Boomers: Spenders of inheritances

Uber driver: My best friend & confident on a drunk night

Public servants: Fancy welfare recipients

Trivia host: Light of my life who asks interesting questions

TriviArt

Curly Shoe

Acting Cactus

Moist Cambodia

Tesla Graffiti

Polar Bear Hummingbird

Obtuse Carrot

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We asked a question about Eye of the Tiger, and it was as though a karaoke night spontaneously broke out as half a dozen teams tried to figure out how many times the word “tiger” comes up in the song.

We watched one team lock in an answer they had whittled down to a 50-50, then debate it for 10 minutes, before changing it… to the wrong answer.

And we had a changing of the guard at the top of our leaderboard.  With one week to go, it could still go either way.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

TEAM NAMES

You’ve given the Trump administration a lot of new ideas for woke things to ban.

Mansylvania

Rename the BIble as the STRAIGHTble

Dick van Dyke must change his name to Dick von Tradwife

People can no longer ride BIcycles

Ban all books with pronouns in them

Skittles are banned because they make you taste the rainbow

Queensland has to change its name

Eliminate windows because they promote transparency

Transformers are out

Black Friday is now Caucasian Friday

No more BI-weekly meetings

Stir fries banned because of the wok agenda

Homeless (She)lter

Department of Heteroland Security

ARABica beans changed to AMERICA beans

Roulette is easier to win when you get rid of the black spaces

Golden Straightime

TriviArt

Paddling through Cyclone Alfred

Sexy Dog

Freezing Sandwich

Elongated Bicycle

Aardvark Reaper

Blue Santa

Ginger Introvert

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We get that sometimes you want a question repeated. But you might want to wait until we finish the question instead of stopping us to ask for a repeat halfway through.

Similarly, if you want to complain about not being able to hear, it helps if you… how do we put this… shut the hell up when a question is asked.

One player didn’t listen to the jackpot question and only asked if they could change their answer after everything had been handed in. Cost their team over $100 cash.

And our leaders are still maintaining a 36 point lead as we approach the end of the quarter. There’s still plenty that can happen.

See you next week.