Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They both pulled off the double of first place and the jackpot.

TEAM NAMES

A lot of you might get sued for copyright infringement with your team names.

Lulumelon

Hungry James

Meats by Dre

Louis Kitten

Cock-a-Cola

Vodafunk

Pizza Hot

Taronga Roo

Philenciaga

Mike Rowe Soft

Queensley’s Chicken

Jim’s Boeing

Bucci

Spongethrob Pointypants

Burger Queen

Burger Kong

Porn Rub

Dolce & Banana

Sony Wankman

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Floppy Cat

Spice Girls Collecting Coins

Sweaty Questacon

Slimy Fingers

Blobby Hungary

Jazzy Tiger

The Other Left

Wet Weather Shenanigans

Pretty Sexy Chair

Chaotic Michelangelo

Joles in the Wild

Martian Vaseline

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team looked at a photo and was sure it was a young Tiger Woods… until we asked the question which was to name the TENNIS player with HER parents.

A team with multiple people from Indiana got the bonus round on Indiana wrong.

We asked about Queen Victoria, and someone asked if we meant Queen Victoria the First or the Second.

And a jackpot question where we gave a species and asked for the Australian food resulted in a guess of Lamingtons. You know, from all those herds of wild lamingtons that can be found across Australia.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

What should we name Australia’s lunar rover?

Australian National Aerospace League (A.N.A.L.) Rover

Australian Researchers & Space Explorers Helper On Lunar Expeditions (A.R.S.E.H.O.L.E.)

Cosmic Universe Navigational Transport (C.U.N.T.)

Space Shagger

Moreton Bay Buggy

Priscilla Queen of the Moon

Moon Mobile

Moon Ute

The Crater Invader

All Over Lunar Rover

Wheel Armstrong

Danni Moonogue

Lunar-C

Lunar-Tic

Bluey Moon

HMALR Mooney Mooney

Waltzing Moontilda

Hugh Jackmoon

The Kangarover

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Rusty Beans

Ausbot

Erect Box

Exasperating Cheese

Humping Beer

Concubine Lobotomy

Goofy Cat

Puns of Steel

Picasso Socks

Russian Slay

Arrogant Bovine

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we mentioned a pitch invader, one player swore we said “Pigeon Vader”.

We played a scene from Schindler’s List, and someone guessed that it was a conversation between The Rock and Colin Firth from The Litter Mermaid.

When they couldn’t think of cricketing cities beginning with B, one team creatively came up with Best Indies and Bimbabwe.

And one team did the math so they could argue their point on the relative size of Earth & Jupiter.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

Let’s have some dumb questions!

Are there nuts in peanut butter?

What day is Taco Tuesday?

Do you need a passport to go to Tasmania?

Where are the Paris Olympics being held?

Why can’t you just step off crashing plane before it hits the ground?

Where is the any key?

If Batman’s parents are dead, how was he born?

Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?

Your mum’s name is mum too?

Where is the Specific Ocean?

What does the T in trivia stand for?

Are you from East or West Korea?

Are french fries really French?

What religion is Buddha?

When did Obama get killed by Seal Team 6?

What is Obama’s last name?

Are your parent’s virgins?

How long do 2 minute noodles take?

Who built an old castle near a train station?

Do you want another beer?

Does the dress make me look fat?

Can you make the BBQ pork ribs vegetarian?

Can I google the answers?

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Lord Farquad Using Shrek’s Bathroom

Zany Flamingo

Pretty Gecko

Giant Squid

Jumping Python

Peaceful Python

Alien Bill

Sh!tting Lightbulb

Frothy Flower

Unlikely Sports Mascot

Useless School

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We found out that one team has been choosing the last place subject by just hitting “random article” on Wikipedia. That’s how we got questions on the Headcorn & Maidstone Junction Light Railway, and obscure 19^th century English railway that was never actually built.

The police turned up to deal with a disturbance outside of one of our venues, and stayed to listed to a few questions. We are single handedly reducing the effectiveness of the police.

One player was caught cheating, though apparently it was without any malice. It actually didn’t occur to him that looking up answers on your phone was against the rules.

You know that Jimmy Buffet song about margaritas? What was it? Margarita City? Margaritaburg? Margaritapolis?

And one team had two answers down for the minefield bonus round, and argued intensely about whether they should go for a third. We didn’t tell them that both of their answers were already wrong. They argued for five minutes for absolutely no reason.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

It doesn’t matter where you finish in the regular quiz. Anyone can have a moment of genius in the jackpot round.

TEAM NAMES

What movie quotes did you ruin?

You shall not piss!

I sex dead people.

Pasta la vista baby.

The names Bond, Names Bond.

Do you feel lucky, Pink?

You can’t handle the Ruth!

You CAN handle the truth!

If you really love her, let her ho.

So much death, what can man do against such reckless paté?

I’ll shout you where you stand.

There’s no place like Rome.

Carpe Diem. Seize the gay boys.

Show me the honey!

I’ll be Jack.

Na, I am your father.

May the farce be with you.

It’s a crap!

I’ll shave what she’s having.

You’re a wizard, hairy.

You’re a lizard, Harry.

I wanna be a seal boy.

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t defuse.

You’re going to need a bigger goat.

You’re going to need a bigger coat.

We’re gonna need a bigger boot.

Bill Bill.

Say hello to my little fwiend.

Say Jello to my little friend.

You had me at Jello.

You can talk the talk, but can you wank the wank?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to diet.

Leave the gin, take the cannoli

TriviArt

Basement Body

Squirty Potato

Mutinous Tree

Sleepy Frog

Pint 11

Scrumptious Foot

Safer Aircraft

Orca Moon

Outrageous Dobby

Cheese Football Monkey

Alienated Kitty

INTERESTING MOMENTS

At one venue, the winning score came from the bar staff, who managed to win despite working throughout the quiz.

US states ending in A… Omaha, LA, Texas, and Canada.

A major character in High School Musical was Hannibal Lecter. That’s wrong, but it would have been awesome!

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

How long is a day on Mars? They knew, and they won.

And knowing about South American coats of arms paid off for a couple of teams.

Even if they only got it because one of their teachers years ago was from Colombia.

TEAM NAMES

What do you want a day off for?

A day off to collect your parcels

Steve Irwin Memorial Day

Christmas 2

Netflixmas

Fungusmas

Warnie’s Birthday

England Lost Day

Drunksgiving

Remember the Losses in the Great Emu War Day

Spongebob Squarepants Movie Release Day

Non Christian religious holidays

Cardinal Pell’s Exoneration Day

Mark Latham being kicked out of a political party again day

Footy Day

Recovery from a day off day off day

Rex Manning Day

Unemployed People Day

Book Week Recovery Day

A Sunny Day

Steven Bradbury Day

National Trivia Winnings Day – a day to spend all your trivia winnings and get really drunk

4/21 National Junk Food Replenishment Day

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Cranky Tree

Sumptuous Prague

Naughty Laser

Fishy Soldier

September Echidna

Googly Banjo

Matildas Won the World Cup

Emo Gaga

Fast Wizard

Hungry Frog

Saucy Moon

Tetris Debate

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One player bet his teammates 100 beers, that there were a lot of Filipinos in Rooty Hill. He will be drinking for free for quite a while.

When we asked about The Blind Side, one team answered with “dog sh!t American football film that is all fake”, which we deemed close enough.

One team tried to help their neighbour with the answers to a question on basketball. Out of five answers they were given for free, they got two.

We played a song that was easy to belly dance to, and one player who happened to be at the bar broke into a belly dance. It was like an involuntary movement.

One player whose life did not overlap with Frank Sinatra at all immediately recognised his rendition of “That’s Life”, and sang along.

And when they forgot to do their homework on what SSRI stands for in anti-depressants, one team came up with Super Sad Rectification Immediately.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing about movie soundtracks paid off.

TEAM NAMES

Here’s how NOT to survive.

Anti-vaxxers

Why do we need water for a five day hike. We have beer.

Just eat any old mushrooms.

Cliff diving

The desert is always hot.

Eat my cooking

Split up to cover more ground.

Snakes love handshakes.

Put out your kitchen fire with cooking spray

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, so fight bears.

Hold the blue ringed octopus, they’re so cute

Dingos are just furry babysitters.

TriviArt

Travelling to Hogwarts

Malicious Tower

Spunky Lamp

Horse Ball Ball

Squeaky Squid

Designer Cubby House

Trampoline Boobs

Pterosaur Football

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team gambled aggressively after narrowing their answer down from five to… five.

A question on the relative masses of objects, someone thought the sun was smaller than 1kg.

And we had to shut down a few quizzes on account of the Matildas, but we will be back at full capacity next week.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

How did you argue that you won?

Add the number of beers consumed to the trivia score

We’ve been drinking all day so we should win

We would have won if we listened to the questions

Hillary won the popular vote

Everyone else is not me, therefore I win

Coming 7^th is the real victory at trivia

Gambling -5 and intentionally getting it wrong

I passed my drivers test. The assessor was asleep

We would have won if we were younger

Music questions before 2000 don’t count

We should win the TriviArt because we’re the best at making Muppet porn

The dice would have fallen my way if it wasn’t for gravity

I would have won but I felt like losing

We are only technically wrong

The Ashes go to the team that has the most fun

We’re all winners because of friendship

I had the most hotdogs in me before I threw up

I put more answers so I should get more points

It’s not cheating, it’s winning

TriviArt

Crawling Pelican

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Quidditch

Sweaty Gall Bladder

Slippery Slide

Opera Bong

Delightful Locomotive

Alligator Trouble

Crunchy Drink

Impressionist Bucket

Happy Defenestration

Avian Underwear

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Half of the room loudly sang “I’ve been living next door to Alice”, not once, but twice when we asked for the next line.

We asked for baseball teams beginning with the letter R, and when one team realised we were looking for correct answers, they just wrote “correct” five times. Another team came up with the Rednecks and the Rambos.

Overheard at a quiz… “I know this song, I know this song!”

“What is it?”

“I don’t know.”

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They lucked out on a question on shoes, but it still counts.

Knowledge of Italian companies paid off.

And 19^th century Mexican history turned into cash.

TEAM NAMES

You came up with a lot of double features.

Beauty and the Cocaine Bear

The Fast and the Furious Case of Benjamin Button

Everything, Everywhere All at Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Dude, Where’s The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

The King Kong’s Speech

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

Snatch Adams

Mean Girls Meet the Parents

Avatar: The Way of the Waterboy

Forrest Gump on a Plane

Nightmare on 34^th Street

StarJaws

Shrekzilla

Stranger the Pulp Fiction

Schindler’s Basterds

Get Hard Die Hard

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Borat

The Hangover Games

The Virgin Suicides: First Blood

The Texas Chainsaw Shaft Massacre

The Sound of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

To Kill a 40 Year Old Virgin

Mad Babe

Indiana Jones and the Brokeback Mountain

A Nightmare on Elm Streetcar Named Desire

Scarfaceoff

Godfather of the Bride

The Sound of Pitch Perfect

From Russia With Love Actualls

The Curious Case of Sex in the City

Cloudy with a Chance of Sex in the City

10 Things I Hate About Nemo

10 Things I Hate About a Boy

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Crispy Phalange

Australian Ashes

Voluptuous Celery

Prejudicial Glass

Burning Teacher

Backwards Badger Friction

Spongey Jamaica

Fellowship of the Castle

Juicy Friendship Smile

Outrageous Horse

Dad and Dave’s Musical

Commercial Bran

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Someone brought a note from his mum explaining his being late for trivia.

Someone got so excited about our questions so often, that it registered on her Apple watch as a workout.

African countries spelled with the letter Z? How about Moroczo, Zethiopia, and Chadz.

We had an engineer fail to get a pretty straightforward math question, because as he put it, he’s done with being tested on these things.

A player who was a big enough Radiohead fan to have a Radiohead album on vinyl with them at the quiz, didn’t get a Radiohead question.

And one team nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory by listing five actors instead of five films.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

We won’t be taking your money saving advice.

Buy a house right now

Leaving the EU

Turn off the fridge at night

One square

Hang toilet paper out to dry

Selling your car to buy petrol

Flintstoning the car

Use your toilet brush as a toothbrush

In jail all your meals are free

All on red

Road kill for roast dinner

Kleptomania

Unicycling everywhere

Re-electing Joe Biden to control inflation

Share napkins

Put it all in Dogecoin

Save a bus fare by riding on top of it

Vegemite soup

Have a wedding for the presents

Save on alcohol, do drugs instead

Reuseable condoms

Inside out underwear

Asbestos instead of cocaine

One tea bag for three cups

Don’t participate in the jackpot round

Drink water at trivia

Get wasted for free at a company trivia night

You don’t really need therapy

A bartender is cheaper than therapy

Swap toothpaste for homebrand bleach

Rinse and reuse dental floss

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Flaming Table

Running Hot Dog

Disco Eels

Daffy Dingo

Aromatic Southern Fried Chicken Burger

Happy Kissing

Twitter Bridge

Q Menu

Renaissance Violin

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team turned up having done the homework question from a quiz in March of 2019. Yes, they were over four years late doing their homework… and they finished last.

Someone did their taxes during our quiz. Yes, their taxes, on their phone. Well, it’s not cheating.

When we asked about Big Bash teams with team names of at least seven letters, we had to clarify that they couldn’t add superfluous letters to get them across the line. And when they couldn’t come up with any, they gave us Butterflies, Sweethearts, Cuite Pies, and Cheeky Boys.

LARP stands for Lingerie And Random Pants, or Living As Ru Paul.

We had a guess that the Robert Burns poem set to music and sung at the New Year was Gangsta’s Paradise.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They won on the first week of the new jackpot.

TEAM NAMES

How have you saved people in your contacts?

Smells like Family Court

Catfish cowboy

Wife number 2?

Eminently forgettable

Waste of time

Weird Spongebob guy

Baby daddy

3am booty call

His brother was better

Daddy

Mommy

Mushroom dick

He didn’t like the butt stuff

Micro penis

Loafers no socks

Sh!tface loser

Devil in law

Suspected spam caller

Don’t pick up

Guy from topless fun run

That loud prick from work

Joe the mad racist trivia host

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Homer Simpson Riding a Horse

Dastardly Pineapple

Hot Box

Smokey Specsavers

Wonderful Cocaine

Pompous Penguin

Sloppy King David

Dingo Dad

Vibrant Doors

Prophetic Pasta

INTERESTING MOMENTS

What doctor was sanctioned by the professional standards committee? Dr Zoidberg apparently.

How long is a standard brick? 220cm. Yes, over 2m or over 7 feet. That’s one hell of a brick!

And we had a couple of dynamite corporate quizzes and fundraisers that introduced a lot of new players to the ways of iQ Trivia. To book your own private quiz, contact [email protected]

See you next week.