Vaccines don’t cause autism.

Of course that doesn’t mean legions of people don’t still refuse vaccines for their kids, leading to the resurgence of diseases like measles, mumps, and whooping cough.

But if vaccines don’t cause autism, then it must be something else.

This week, if your team name is your suggestion for something else that might cause autism, you will get a bonus point.

Organic food, IKEA furniture, iPhone sales, Nicholas Cage films, anything that enables you to draw a spurious connection to autism is worth a point.