This week you’re going to be swearing.

But we don’t want any existing swears, we want you to invent a new one.

Lunk off

Go horp yourself

He’s a real son of a jeng

That’s just a big pile of glooba

Any made up swears will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently Henry Cavill was giving dating advice.

And a lot of people thought this advice coming from him wasn’t all that helpful.

So this week for your team name, we want you to come up with more unhelpful advice.

You need to get somewhere fast? Just run – Usain Bolt

If you’re paralysed by depression, just stop feeling sad

When you have an asthma attack, just breathe. It works for me

If you can’t afford a plane ticket, just fly there – Superman

If there’s water in your way, just walk on it. It works for me – Jesus

Any unhelpful advice will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probaby heard plenty of sayings and wondered where they came from.

In fact, some people have been inventing idioms, and then asking AI chatbots about their origins and enjoyed seeing it fabricate a back story out of nothing.

For your team name this week, we want you to invent a completely fictional saying that AI might think is real.

A deer never chases a snake

Half a coffee is better than a carrot

You can’t bring a tricycle to the moon

I feel like a Smurf in a tornado

Any made up expressions that might fool AI will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have heard people talk about their love language.

Well this week, inspired by the people at Obvious Plant we want you to make up a love language.

Playing video games while ignoring you

Staring awkwardly at other women

Arguing with your mother when it’s not worth it

Getting drunk and calling you at 3am

Passive agressively cleaning while you’re on a zoom call

Any made up love languages will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Everyone has to try and fit in from time to time.

For your team name this week, we want you to tell us about a time when you tried to fit in… and failed.

Spoke Japanese to a waiter who turned out to be Chinese

Said I liked whiskey and then got caught pouring it on a house plant

Faked an interest in golf at my new job, now I have to play it this weekend

I laughed at a joke I hadn’t heard. Turns out it was a racist joke.

Any failures to fit in will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Things are getting more and more expensive all the time, and a lot of people are looking for ways to save money, some of which are better ideas than others.

For your team name this week, we want you to think of a questionable way to save money.

Swap jumbo eggs into a carton of small eggs

Pick all the grapes off so you’re not paying for stems

Take the batteries out of your doorbell when you go out

Boil the kettle when electricity is off peak and keep it in a thermos

Dry those paper towels after using them

Any dubious money saving strategies will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want you to think about characters from film & television.

Specifically, we want you to tell us what character got a raw deal.

Baby’s dad in Dirty Dancing is completely justified in keeping his daughter away from a grown man

Leave Squidward alone. He’s not hurting anyone

The judge in Mrs Doubtfire made a perfectly reasonable decision

Skyler is justified in not wanting to live in a drug house

Any characters who got a raw deal will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

If you’re learning to drive in Australia, you are required to display an L-plate showing that you are a learner driver.

If you’ve just gotten your license, you have to display P-plates showing that you are provisional.

For your team name this week, we want you to suggest another type of plate for another type of driver.

T for Texting

G for Geriatric

R for Rage

F for Fast

Any additional plates you think certain drivers should have to display will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.