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Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 9 June 2024

This week we’re having fun with film titles.

Everyone makes mistakes now and then, and this week with your team name we want you to mistake one film for another.

Black Pink Panther

James Bond and the Temple of Doom

Saving Good Will Hunting

How To Lose 10 Things I Hate About A Guy

Lord of the Rings: Return of the Jedi

Any mixed up movies will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 2 June 2024

Last week we borrowed from the “looking for a man in finance” TikTok trend to come up with unrealistically strict dating standards for your team names.

This week we’re going the other way.

Instead of overly strict standards, we want you to come up with unbelievably loose standards.

Constantly nagging, dandruff, unemployable

Refuses to apologise in any circumstances, neck beard, starts every other sentence with “well actually”.

Only talks about themselves, pathologically jealous, no teeth

Hung up on their ex, a dozen cats, criminal record

Give us a list of low dating standards for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 26 May 2024

You may have come across a clip of a TikTok user listing the qualities she wants in a man.

Some people have commented that her standards are unreasonably strict. Some math boffins worked out that there were just two men in the entire United States who fit the bill.

This week we want you to come up with your own ridiculously strict criteria.

Name begins with T, anaesthesiologist, extensive wine cellar

20 million instagram followers, can name the entire starting lineup of my footy team, thigh gap

6’3’’, owns an entire suburb, never complains about anything

Between 27 & 27 ½, has appeared on the cover of Vogue at least three times, Pisces

Give us the most over the top, unrealistic standards you can think of for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 19 May 2024

A guy went a bit viral recently because he claims to have invented “bottle night”.

Yes, he thinks he invented the idea of hanging out and talking over a bottle of wine.

This week with your team name, we want you to tell us what you “invented”.

I got some chilli and chicken and noodles and invented Thai food.

We take turns driving. I call it “car pooling”.

So I make my voice go up and down using words and rhythm. It’s called “singing”.

You need a ball which you kick around with your foot. It’s a new sport I invented called “football”.

Any dubious claim you have to inventing something will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 12 May 2024

You may have heard about the Man Vs Bear debate, where women were asked whether they would rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

It seems a lot of women would prefer the bear.

And it got us thinking, what else would be worse than finding yourself alone with a bear.

RealEstateAgentsVsBear

PeopleWhoSayNoCapAllTheTimeVsBear

HumanResourcesVsBear

PeopleWhoClapWhenThePlaneLandsVsBear

AndrewTateVsBear

Any group or person who would make you choose the bear will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 5 May 2024

Recently we asked a question about ridiculous products sold on Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website goop.com.

We were going to make up some additional ridiculous products to throw into the mix as red herrings, but we couldn’t come up with anything sillier than what Gwyneth is already selling.

So maybe you can do better.

If your team name is a ridiculous product that might be sold to people with more money than sense, you will get a bonus point.

A smartphone case held by a Buddhist monk as he achieved enlightenment

Solid gold corn cob holders

Diamond encrusted toothbrushes

A coffin Gwyneth Paltrow herself slept in

Any unnecessarily extravagant products will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 28 April 2024

There’s an art to writing trivia questions.

This week you’re going to use your team name to have a go at it, but we only want terrible trivia questions.

Why?

What is the best colour?

How many of my cousins have a beard?

Who is the worst looking person to have walked on the moon?

What the hell are you looking at?

Any terrible trivia questions will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 14 April 2024

Let’s say tomorrow you can wake up with a very minor superpower.

What tiny superpower do you want to have?

Self clipping fingernails

Just barely making it through every yellow light

The ability to transport a pebble into anyone’s shoe at any time

Psychic abilities, but only as far as predicting coin flips

You get 50 cents every time you sing Happy Birthday

Any minor superpowers will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 7 April 2024

So we know who the next James Bond is going to be.

But eventually they are going to need a new James Bond

For your team name this week, we want you to pick the worst person to play James Bond.

Adam Sandler

Steven Seagal

Gilbert Gottfried

Ellen Degeneres

Rowan Atkinson

Russell Brand

Michael Cera

Any options for a terrible James Bond actor will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.