This week’s team name themes are continuing the theme of bad advice.

This week it’s bad parenting advice.

These are my lifestyle accessories… I mean children

A four year old is mature enough to decide they want a tattoo

Children should never hear the word no

Go along with them to job interviews

Send them to do the shopping when you’re too hungover

Any bad parenting advice will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve been giving lots of bad advice over the last few weeks.

And at the end of this week it’s Halloween.

So for your team name this week we want you to give some bad Halloween advice.

Kids like jars of expired olives, don’t they?

Don’t go with fake blood, cut yourself enough that you bleed for real

Dress as someone everyone loves, like Elon Musk

Make sure your fake beard is made of asbestos

Any bad Halloween advice will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re continuing with team name themes based on bad advice.

This week it’s bad career advice.

Call in sick and then go the same place your boss goes for lunch

Offer to work for free so they know you’re serious

If you didn’t graduate at the top of your class in high school nobody is ever going to hire you

Follow your passion and ditch your steady job that pays the mortgage to make pottery

Seven years of studying the novels of Proust isn’t enough.  Do a PhD and then you’ll have it made

Any bad career advice will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re continuing with team name themes based on bad advice.

This week it’s bad dating advice.

Make sure you open up Tinder while they’re with you so they know you’re in demand.

Use photoshop to show them what your kids would look like.

If she’s not interested, keep trying. You’re the main character.

Make sure to list everything all your exes did wrong so they know not to do the same thing.

Be a man under 6’ tall.

Anything Andrew Tate says.

Any bad dating advice will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week our team name theme involved bad medical advice.

We had fun with that, so we’re continuing the theme.

This week we want your team name to give bad financial advice.

A mortgage is just a suggestion

You can always pay off one credit card with another credit card

Lottery tickets are a good retirement plan

There’s no downside to payday loans

Doing anything Andrew Tate says

Any bad financial advice will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So there has been some… interesting medical advice coming out of the White House.

For your team name this week, we want you to make a prediction about the next nugget of medical wisdom that the Trump administration will come out with.

Smoking while pregnant helps the baby’s lungs develop

Drinking bleach cures cancer

Reading causes depression, so stop reading

Canckles are a sign of virility

Releasing the Epstein Files causes autism

Any dubious medical advice you think may come out of the White House will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Our players are a diverse bunch. And with your team names this week, we want you to tell us who you are.

But more than that, we want you to tell us just how intensely you are what you are.

I’m casually swearing Australian

I’m a say excuse me when someone bumps into me Canadian

I’m bad teeth British

I’m a Red Bull for breakfast tradie

I’m a five saunas a week Finn

I’m not just a trivia host, I’m an autistic trivia host

Any way to emphasise what you are will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want you to one up someone.

Literally, we want you to take an expression and make it a bit bigger.

Well I’m on cloud ten!

Why kill two birds with one stone when you can kill THREE birds with TWO stones?

Oh yeah? Well I got COVID-20!

Dancing is a lot more interesting when it takes THREE to tango.

This is for the whole CUBE of wax.

Any expressions that have been awkwardly increased will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen the video of Bob Katter reacting to a reporter asking if his family was from Lebanon.

If you haven’t, his exact words were “don’t say that, because that irritates me, and I punch blokes in the mouth for saying that.”

That’s a pretty strong reaction, and for your team name this week, we want to know what statement would make you react that way?

Taylor Swift isn’t that talented

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Dogs should stay off the furniture

Everything happens for a reason

Slow walking people have the right to walk shoulder to shoulder

Scientology is a good way to look at the world

Sorry not sorry

Any statements that would make you want to punch someone in the mouth will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.