Times are tough for a lot of people. And there’s a lot for people to complain about.
This week with your team name, we want to know the most out of touch complaint you’ve ever heard someone make.
We had to get rid of our second au-pair
My caviar delivery was an hour late
Since my house flooded I’ve been living in my other house
This year I can only afford to spend three weeks in Tuscany
Any out of touch complaints will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
We’re continuing with changing musican & band names this week.
This time, your team names are going to give a band or musician depression.
My Chemical Imbalance
Joyless Division
Alanis More-upset
System of a Feeling Down
The All American Dejects
Tears for Years
Bleak 182
Sad Company
Any depressed bands or musicians will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Last week you were making bands & musicians edible.
This week, your team names are going to make bands & musicians drunk.
Brews Springsteen
Bloody Mary J Blige
Makers Mark and the Drunky Bunch
Daft Drunk
Death Cabernet for Cutie
Britney Beers
The Tipsy Kings
Shiraz Mix-a-lot
Pearl Gin
The White Russian Stripes
Amy’s Wine House
MC Hammered
Pinot! At the Grigio
Any drunk bands or artists will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
After making musicians a bit bigger last week, this week we’re using team names to make musicians and bands edible.
Notorious BLT
Cardi Beef
Entree 3000
Durian Durian
Hall & Oatmeal
Britney Asparagus Spears
Linkin Pork
David Lee Broth
Any edible musicians or bands will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we want you to think about your favourite band or artist.
And we want you to use your team name to make them a bit bigger.
Maroon 6
Two Directions
Total Public Meltdown at the Disco
Gigadeath
Bus Halen
Medium River Band
Suzi Cinco
Macklemost
Any musicians you can make a bit bigger will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Recently we played a song by Jason DeRulo, and someone guessed that it was Olivia Rodrigo. It occurred to us that this was probably the first time these two had been mistaken for each other.
So for your team name this week, we want you to confuse two celebrities who have probably never been confused before.
Sydney DeVito
Gout Gout Hansen
Samuel L. Jolie
Timothee Walken
Any two celebrities who have never been mistaken for each other will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
While it’s still Pride Month, this week’s team names will be combining music and LGBT Pride.
Specifically we want you to give a musician or band the LGBT treatment.
Greengay
Lezzy Gaga
Tears for Queers
Twink 182
The Scissoring Sisters
Homotorhead
The Pet Shop Bi-s
Any bands or musicians made a bit more LGBT will get a bonus point. But remember, it’s more fun for everyone if your clever rather than taking the opportunity to be mean spirited.
Have an interesting week.
You may have heard President Trump talking about acing the cognitive tests he’s been taking.
Of course, it’s not looking for intelligence, it’s looking for signs of dementia.
It’s possible he’s not aware that being the only President to have passed a cognitive test isn’t really a flex.
And for your team names this week, we want to know… what else isn’t a flex.
I’m so good at getting married, I’ve done it seven times
My car is way louder than everyone else’s
That DNA test was a breeze
I’m on a first name basis with every McDonald’s employee in a 10 mile radius
My lungs are so powerful I can make the police blowing machine go off every time
Use your team name to tell us something you probably shouldn’t brag about for a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Recently someone chose looksmaxxing as their last place subject, and quite against our will, we had to find out what looksmaxxing is.
Going to extremes to optimise your appearance is bad enough. But apparently the maxxing trend has spread into other area. Healthmaxxing, fibremaxxing, gymmaxxing, they’re all fads that some people are taking way too seriously.
For your team names this week, we want you to come up with something else people can max.
Sleepmaxxing
Sarcasmmaxxing
Legomaxxing
Bookmaxxing
Weebmaxxing
Lazymaxxing
Anything people could take too seriously and turn into a trend will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we’re having fun with film titles.
You’re going to take a film title and translate it into corporate speak.
Ferris Bueller’s Personal Leave Day
Spider Man: Working from Home
Ocean’s 13.2_finalversion
Schindler’s Action Item List
Any corporate movies will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.