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Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 19 September 2021

This week we are tinkering with sports.

With your team name, we want you to propose a change to a sport that would either improve it or make it worse.

Rugby with multiple balls

Cover the basketball in grease

Instead of penalties, decide soccer matches with rock, paper, scissors

Jockeys have to catch their horse first before starting the race

Golf now has a clock, and the fastest time wins

Any proposed changes to sport will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 12 September 2021

Think back a few years to the songs you sang along to when you were younger.

Now update the lyrics, and make that your team name this week.

Sweet grandchild of mine

It was a bittersweet symphony… now it’s just bitter

Is there life on Mars? No. The Curiosity Rover proved that.

Any updated song lyrics will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 5 September 2021

Ok, this week’s team name theme might dredge up some unpleasant memories.

(Note: We are not responsible for your therapy bills if you find this too traumatic.)

We want to know the dumbest thing you were afraid of as a child (or now).

If I didn’t run out of the room right away after flushing the toilet, I’d get sucked in

ET was bloody terrifying

Trees. The Ents from Lord of the Rings REALLY freaked me out

Any stupid thing you were scared of will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 29 August 2021

You’ve probably heard that Only Fans was banning explicit content.

(Then a few days later they decided to bring it back.)

A lot of people found that odd, as that’s most of their business. (And yes, we know it’s because payment processors are putting them up to it and there are a whole much of other issues at stake, but we’re not going to get into that. This is light entertainment.)

With that in mind, with your team name this week we want you announce something similarly absurd.

At KFC we know our customers don’t visit us for our chicken

I’m sure McDonald’s will be fine if they never sell another burger

Surely the army would work just fine without guns

Ridiculous conspiracy theories are unwelcome here at QAnon

Any comparisons to OnlyFans kicking out porn will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 22 August 2021

Last week we asked a current events question about this story.

Yes, someone complained to Utah Governor Spencer Cox that his surname sounded too much like “cocks” and that he should change it to something less offensive.

That got us thinking about ridiculous complaints.

So for your team name this week, we want you to recall the most ridiculous complaint you ever heard.

I think the fish you served me was female.

It rained on my car while I was shopping here.

What do you mean I only get a monthly statement once a month?

This steak offends my principles. You should have brought me a vegan steak.

It’s outrageous that you’ve banned me just because I’ve stolen from you repeatedly.

Any ridiculously petty complaints will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 8 August 2021

The Olympics are over now, but they’ll be on again soon.

They’ve also been getting more and more expensive to stage, so this week we want you to use your team name to suggest some ways for the Olympics to save money.

Specifically, we want you to combine Olympic sports.

Shooting at divers

Cycling judo

Equestrian archery (give Mongolia a chance)

Field hockey plus boxing… so ice hockey

Any combination of Olympic sports will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 1 August 2021

So Brisbane is hosting the Olympics.

That means they’re going to need a mascot.

For your team name this week, we want you to suggest a mascot for the Brisbane Olympics.

Perhaps Captain Underpants would be interested in the job.

There’s also a petition to make a bin chicken the mascot.

Charlie the Cane Toad

Literally millions of spiders

A white elephant

Any suggestions for Brisbane’s mascot will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 25 July 2021

You may have heard of this heroic McDonald’s employee.

With your team name this week, we want to hear about more minor heroes.

Anyone who invents an app that filters out news about the Kardashians deserves the Nobel Prize.

I “accidentally” deleted all the footage of Celebrity Big Brother

I deported Katie Hopkins.

Any low level heroism will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.