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Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 1 August 2021

So Brisbane is hosting the Olympics.

That means they’re going to need a mascot.

For your team name this week, we want you to suggest a mascot for the Brisbane Olympics.

Perhaps Captain Underpants would be interested in the job.

There’s also a petition to make a bin chicken the mascot.

Charlie the Cane Toad

Literally millions of spiders

A white elephant

Any suggestions for Brisbane’s mascot will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 25 July 2021

You may have heard of this heroic McDonald’s employee.

With your team name this week, we want to hear about more minor heroes.

Anyone who invents an app that filters out news about the Kardashians deserves the Nobel Prize.

I “accidentally” deleted all the footage of Celebrity Big Brother

I deported Katie Hopkins.

Any low level heroism will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 18 July 2021

This week we’re going to get petty.

For your team name, we want to know, what are the petty things you do when you’re angry at someone.

Eat my lunch? I’ll dose it with laxitives.

I open a bottle of a condiment when there’s already one open.

I removed one piece of a 2,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

Removing the labels from all of the tinned food.

I told my husband I can’t wait to find out what he has planned for our special day tomorrow… There’s nothing special about tomorrow.

Any instances of petty revenge will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 4 July 2021

So we’ve gotten used to lockdowns in the age of COVID.

This week we want you to put lockdowns into film & TV.

Specifically, we want you to insert the word “lockdown” into the title of a film or TV series.

The Lockdown King

Hey Hey It’s Lockdown

Lockdown, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Lockdown or No Lockdown

Harry Potter and the Lockdown of Secrets

The Lockdown and the Furious

Lockdown & Order

Any lockdown themed team name will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 27 June 2021

Last week we asked a current events question about the petition to prevent Jeff Bezos from being allowed to return to earth.

This week, for your team name, we want you to come up with another petition.

Prison terms for pissing on the floor of a public toilet

Stop making the close icon impossible to find on a pop-up ad

If you listen to music on a train without headphones, anyone is allowed to throw your phone out the window

The word “moist” should be banned

Any petition you would sign will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 20 June 2021

This week we are going to have some fun with fantasy casting.

But we want you to make some bad decisions. Specifically, we want you to recast a TV or film role in a way that will anger people.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring Lindsay Lohan

Seth Rogen in Magic Mike

Gilbert Gottfried as Darth Vader

Kim Kardashian as Princess Leia

The entire cast of Crazy Rich Asians is now white

Any controversial casting decisions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 13 June 2021

This week there will be a lot of mockery in your team names.

But it’s ok, because you will be mocking yourselves.

For a bonus point, make your team name a pick up line that makes fun of yourself.

My place or yours? Just kidding, it has to be yours. My parents are home.

I bet I can disappoint you twice in as many minutes.

Are you colour blind? Because you’re ignoring all my red flags.

Any self-deprecating pick up line will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 6 June 2021

This week we want to hear some compliments.

But not just any compliment. We want you to come up with a passive aggressive compliment.

I admire your confidence, dressing like that.

I don’t care what anyone says, you look great for your age.

You don’t act like other girls.

It can be something you have said, or something that has been said to you. Either way, if your team name is a passive aggressive compliment, you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 30 May 2021

Think of some company slogans.

Now dial them back to the bare minimum, and make that your team name.

VB – It’ll get you drunk.

Bing – We’re surprised you’re using us.

Nike – Let’s be honest, we both know you’re not actually going to do it.

McDonald’s – This is technically food.

Any bare minimum slogans will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.