This week we’re dealing with super heroes.

For your team name, think of your favourite super hero and misinterpret them.

Batman is really into cricket

The Flash has been arrested for indecent exposure

The Invisible Woman is sick of Kevin from accounts getting credit for her ideas

Spider-man is a man literally made out of spiders

Aquaman just really likes the song Barbie Girl

Catwoman is Taylor Swift in a few more years

Any misinterpreted super heroes will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve all seen the cringeworthy Katy Perry story about her putting the ass in astronaut.

With your team name this week, we want you to claim expertise or status on similarly dubious grounds.

I’ve seen ER, so I can totally perform a tracheotomy.

I’m a frequent flier, so I should be landing the plane.

Playing backyard cricket qualifies me for the Ashes.

Duolingo made me fluent in Japanese.

Any dubious claims of expertise will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Stereotypes can be harmful.

But this week you’re going to be basing your team names on them.

We want you to make up a stereotype. Dara O’Briain is full of ideas on this.

Malaysians are extremely clean

Peruvians are good at chess

Latvians are afraid of cats

Iraqis are obsessed with skiing

Senegalese people have no sense of personal space

Now look, you can be hurtful with this, but it will be a lot more fun for everyone involved if you’re not. We’re looking for stereotypes that aren’t harmful and aren’t remotely based in truth.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want you to think of single people you know.

And for your team name, tell us what screams “I’m single”.

Being on a first name basis with the Uber Eats guy

Getting killed with rent because they assume two people are paying it

Never using brunch as a verb

Anything but curtains acting as curtains

Having a pile of clean clothes and dirty clothes on the floor and knowing which is which

My aunt after her third gin & tonic

Anything that is a clear marker of singlehood will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We recently found out that there’s a colour called Canberra Beige.

And that got us thinking there must be other colours named after places.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with a colour to describe a place.

White House Orange

Irish Green

Adelaide Grey

Eastern Suburbs Gold

Melbourne Latte

Western Sydney Red (Rooster)

North Dakota White

Any colours named for a place will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we heard about this letter posted in the laundry room of a block of units.

Yes, they described the residents as “laundry income”.

So for your team name this week we want you to give someone in your life a new name.

Parents: The reason I’m on anti-depressants

Kids: Former womb tenants

My ex: The ghost of happiness past

Bartender: Unqualified therapist

Trivia host: Smug know it all who interrupts my dinner

Me: My worst enemy

Any new names for someone in your life will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.