Recently we came across Pechkeks, a company that makes misfortune cookies.

So this week, we want your team name to be what you would put in a misfortune cookie.

The love of your life was here but you missed them because you were late

You will drop your phone in the toilet tomorrow

While you are reading this, someone is stealing your wallet

Tonight you will step on a piece of Lego while barefoot

The milk in your fridge is going off right now

You will be audited this year

Any misfortunes will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have heard of Death by Chocolate.

It seems pretty aggressive as a concept.

So this week we want you to come up with another hazardous food idea.

Stabbed by strawberries

Plague pie

Buried in an avalanche by ice cream

Lost at sea lemon

Pushed in front of a train by blueberries

Any unnecessarily dangerous foods will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re dealing with acronyms.

We want you to tell us what an acronym stands for, but the catch is you have to be wrong.

Frequently Overlooking My Opportunities

Massive Antisocial Geriatric Assh*les

Fun Until Children Knock

Not A Single Alien

Big Booty Witches

Any incorrect acronyms will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Valentine’s Day has just passed. And we want to know about Valentine’s Day gifts.

Specifically, we want to know about the least romantic Valentine’s Day gift you can think of.

An enema kit

Earrings… and I don’t have pierced ears

A Shamwow

Chlamydia

A heartfelt letter mistakenly addressed to someone else

Any terrible Valentine’s Day gifts will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want you to tell us a sad story, and to do it with just three words.

Tomorrow is Monday

Out of biscuits

Forgot bin night

Taxes are due

Ring, never worn

Putin is happy

Any sad stories in three words will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Words can be tricky. We deal with a lot of words so we know that better than most.

This week with your team names, we want you to tell us a word you pronounced wrong.

I pronounced hepatitis as hepatitties

Manslaughter = Man’s Laughter

Paradigm is Para Diggem

I like spicy food so I’m going to ask for jah-lah-pen-ohs

The Prime Minister’s backup is the Depooty Prime Minister

Any embarrassingly mispronounced words will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we asked you to use your team name to tell us what jobs were safe from AI.

This week we want your team names to be a job you think AI actually should do.

CEO of AI company

Gossip columnist, because they’re already making things up

Data entry, because it already knows it all anyway

Finance bro. It has the same lack of humanity but won’t sexually harass colleagues

Telemarketing scammer

Sky News commentator

Let us know what job you’d like AI to take over for a bonus point this week.

Have an interesting week.

It’s no secret that AI is expanding all the time.

And there are a lot of jobs that might be done by AI in a few years time.

So for your team name this week, we want you to name a job that is safe from AI.

Brazilian waxing. I don’t trust AI with that kind of data.

Therapist.

Politicians. They’ll never allow themselves to be out of a job.

Strippers.

Any job that AI can’t handle will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

2026 has started, and it’s prediction time.

For your team name, we want you to tell us what is on your 2026 bingo card.

America finds a new country to blame

Housing gets more expensive

To save time, Ozempic is put straight into the water supply

AI director accused of sexual harassment by AI actress

Any predictions for 2026 will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.