If you’ve ever worked in customer service, you’ve probably said something awkward.

For your team name this week, we want to hear the most awkward customer service phrasing you’ve ever heard.

No good. All worries.

Does everyone taste good?

Pointed towards the restrooms and said “enjoy”.

What can I do to you?

Have a nice gay.

You’re welcome + my pleasure = You’re my pleasure

Any awkward customer interactions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re having fun with names.

For your team name, we want you to mispronounce a name.

Heat-her

Gra-ham

Ti-fanny

Nic-holas

Ch-loe

The-od-or-e

He-i-d-i

Mi-cha-el

Cat-her-in-e

NO-AH!

Any mispronounced names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It seems like more and more products these days are branded with pop culture characters.

Some of them are getting more and more unexpected, like this one from Obvious Plant.

For your team name this week we want you to come up with an unexpected branded product.

Pauline Hanson’s Hummus

Do Your Own Colonoscopy with Cristiano Ronaldo

Taylor Swift Kitty Litter

Dwayne Johnson’s Fabric Softener – Finally your laundry can be a soft as The Rock

Hugh Jackman Last Will and Testament Kit

Trump Bible (wait, that one is real)

Any odd choice for branded products will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

There are a lot of game shows out there.

With your team names this week, we want you to come up with a new one.

Remember the new co-worker’s name

Make it Bad – The show where you have 30 seconds to turn good news into bad news

Who wants to pass off an AI chatbot’s work as their own?

Read one page without looking at your phone

Any new game show ideas will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week for your team name we want you to take something you don’t like… and compare it to something else you don’t like.

Netball is like basketball but worse

Tuesday is like Monday but worse

Emos are just goths but worse

Avatar is just Dances with Wolves but worse

Turkey is just chicken but worse

Any negative comparisons will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we are going to be thinking about action figures.

For your team name, suppose they made an action figure based on you.

What accessories would come with your action figure?

Earplugs & a book

A step stool

Tea & a blanket

Back pain

Coins for the jackpot question

Bottle of gin & ankle monitor

Any accessories that would come with your action figure will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok, this week we’re getting a bit saucy.

For your team name, we want you to suggest an “un-moanable” name.

Gertrude

Cletus

Myrtle

The name of one of your parents

Elon

Apologies if you name is listed above. (Except for Elon. Nobody likes you Elon.)

Any un-moanable names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So it seems that after being “silenced” on the radio, Kyle Sandilands is setting up a podcast, which costs $99 per year to access. (And it turns out it’s already hit a wall with “techincal issues”.)

That got us thinking about what you can do with $99.

For your team name this week, tell us what you would do with $99 that ISN’T subscribing to Kyle.

Enough earplugs to last the rest of my life

One tank of petrol

Entering the jackpot at trivia for two years

Paying a child to have a temper tantrum

Literally set it on fire

Any alternatives to funding Kyle Sandiland’s media empire will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think back to 20 years ago.

Now think of a current opinion that would have seemed insane 20 years ago.

Now make that your team name for this week.

Left wing people and the Pope are on the same side

You can make a living uploading videos of you doing ordinary daily activities

Learning to code is a total waste

Making six figures gets you nowhere near buying a place to live

Non-alcoholic beer is mainstream

Trillionaires are a thing

A machine thinks for me now

Any current opinion that would have sounded crazy 20 years ago will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.