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Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 16 January 2022

We’ve been dealing with COVID for a couple of years now.

And for your team names this week, we want to know what you’ve learned in that time.

An unpleasant number of people have to be convinced to wash their damn hands

I’m ok with never talking to Shirley from accounting again

Too many people think memes qualify as research

Tell us what you’ve learned from COVID for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 9 January 2022

A little while ago we asked what NBA stands for, and got an interesting wrong answer.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with an alternative to a common acronym. 

STD = Save the Date

NRL = Not Really Literate

WAP = Worship and Prayer

NSFW = No Surfing for Whales

YOLO = You Obviously Love Oreos

PHD = Please Hire, Desperate

Any alternatives to common acronyms will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – 2 January 2022

Is the time of year that a lot of people make new year’s resolutions.

But we don’t want to hear about yours. We want you to speculate about other people’s new years resolutions.

Leonardo DiCaprio – Use my private jets to travel around lecturing people on why they should reduce their carbon footprint

Donald Trump – Devote an extra hour every day to complaining about how people are unfair to me

Practically every celebrity – Take a “brave” stand on things that everyone agrees on anyway

Any speculation on other people’s new years resolutions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 26 December 2021

We’re almost through 2021.

And your team names are going to be 2021 themed.

Specifically, we want you to put 2021 into the title of a film or TV series.

2021 Angry Men

Inglourious 2021

2021 Bad

Full Metal 2021

A Clockwork 2021

It’s Always Sunny in 2021

Indiana Jones and the Last 2021

Any 2021 themed films or TV series will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 19 December 2021

Christmas has arrived.

And your team names are going to reflect that.

For a bonus point this week, we want you take a beloved Christmas song, and utterly ruin it by changing one letter.

Rudolf the Rad Nosed Reindeer

I saw Mummy Dissing Santa Claus

Frosty the Snob Man

A Gay in a Manger

Lust Christmas

The Little Drummer Bot

Any ruined Christmas songs will get you a bonus point.

 Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 12 December 2021

An American politician discovered a conspiracy recently.

Of course, other people pointed out other related conspiracies.

Now we want you to come up with your own ridiculous conspiracies by rearranging letters.

Britney Spears = Yep bra inserts

Nicole Kidman = I’m a kind clone

Keanu Reeves = A severe nuke

Clive Palmer = Vampire cell

The University of Oxford = Oh I vote for dirty sex fun

Kentucky Fried Chicken = Kinky Chef Erect in Duck

President Donald Trump = Mr Putin’s odd tender pal

Have a look here for more ideas, and any silly anagram conspiracies will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 5 December 2021

Last week we had team names based on terrible employers.

This week it’s employees.

If your team name details your experience with terrible employees, you will get a bonus point.

I don’t believe in showering.

What do you mean I can’t nap on the job? Being a bus driver is tiring.

I’m sick and can’t come to work. And the doctor said the only that will cure me is a trip to Bali.

Any examples of catastrophically horrible employees will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 28 November 2021

Last week we heard about the worst customers you ever saw.

This week, you can get a bonus point if your team name is the worst employer you ever had.

There are 24 hours in a day, and I’m only asking for 20 of them

I threw some key documents in the rubbish so I need to you go down to the landfill and find them

We’re paying you with exposure

Any horrible boss stories will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 21 November 2021

For your team name this week, we want you think about a time you were shopping or working in customer service… and recall the worst customer you’ve ever seen.

I bought this bag of ice yesterday and it melted. I demand my money back!

How dare you not accept my homemade “Free iPad” coupon?

Sir, you can’t eat that BBQ chicken on the floor of this supermarket.

What do you mean I have to bring an item back if I want to return it?

Any horrible customer stories will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 14 November 2021

We’re getting into marketing this week.

Actually, we’re going to fail at marketing.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with a product nobody would buy.

Jars that literally nobody can open

A beanbag chair filled with broken glass

Reggiebook – The social network you can only use if your name is Reggie

A restaurant that only serves over-boiled potatoes

Underwear that is always a little bit moist

Any unmarketable products will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.