If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOTS
This guy won a jackpot all on his own.
They knew enough about the Velveteen Rabbit to win cash.
These two won a jackpot, but only because another team got the answer right before crossing it out and spelling it wrong.
TEAM NAMES
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British currency
Coriander cordial
Water soluble condoms
Chili flavoured hemorrhoid cream
Nose hair growth tablets
Jalapeno tampons
All natural sandpaper sex toys
Non-alcoholic tequila
Balsa wood cricket bats
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Magic Johnson’s sperm
George Pell’s innocence
Clive Palmer weight loss pills
Clive Palmer, gigolo
Clive Palmer blow up dolls
Rolf Harris tribute band tickets
A book of wise words from Donald Trump
Trump self tanning system
A night with Kyle Sandilands
Halal pork
Air-conditioning for a motorbike
Preowned parachute, never opened
Second hand syringes
Eau de bin chicken
Warm beer
Stubby warmers
A pint of Foster’s
TriviArt
Smelly Cat
Pulsating Bat
Drunk Drunkard
Sweaty Weet-Bix
Fruity Big Ben
Dumb Tree
Slimy Spoon
Spicy Scotland
Terrifying Phone
INTERESTING MOMENTS
One of our teams who wasn’t able to come back to use their winnings made a point of spreading it around to the other teams.
The band Train was described as “that band with Liv Tyler’s dad”, and “Oasis”.
One team got the titled of the 90s hit “Interstate Love Song” but couldn’t remember the name of the band. They wound up going with “F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! I know this band! Scott Weiland was the lead singer and they had hits with Plush and Vaseline!”
See you next week.