This Week in iQ Trivia – 13 January 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They picked the most American sounding nut they could to win a jackpot.

TEAM NAMES

Here’s your proposed new animal combinations.

Boa Constrictor Tortoise

Quokkadile

Frokkas

Cat Catfish

Giraffopotamus

Wallaquin

Porpoisaurus Rex

Zonkeys

Zebracoon

Ostatoo

Squizard

Platacats

Cockroach Anteater

Cockodiles

Lamblob Fish

Cockerocerous

Wolverpie

Grizzly Tits

Emunicorn

I tried to mix monkey and person and all I could come up with was AIDS

TriviArt

Pineapple Ghost

Crunchy Meatball

Porpoise Catapult

Jumping Boa Constrictor

Platypotamous Tennis

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team editorialised a bit and said that Macquarie & Westpac were in the business of stealing other people’s money.

We asked about Jains, as in the religion, and had to explain that it’s not a religion for people named Jane.

And our quarterly tournament is off and running. Here’s where we stand after one week.

Team Wins Total
Cuck 1 78
The Smith Family 1 77
Horsefly 1 76
Ted’s Team 1 75
Whale Emoji 1 72
Luke’s Mates 1 70
Menace to Sobriety 1 69
We’re just here to have a good time 1 69
Leader Hosen 1 67
4 Go Crazy 1 67
Tara Causer 1 64
WHA 1 52

See you next week.