This week we’re going to be catcalling.

But we’re going to be polite about it.

You look like you donate regularly to your local animal shelter.

I bet you never use racial slurs when playing video games against strangers.

Hey baby! You don’t owe anyone a smile. You just do you.

You look like you never forget to water your plants.

Look at him. I bet always files his tax return on time.

Any team names based on polite and not at all harassing catcalls will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.