Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
TEAM NAMES
You’ve given the Trump administration a lot of new ideas for woke things to ban.
Mansylvania
Rename the BIble as the STRAIGHTble
Dick van Dyke must change his name to Dick von Tradwife
People can no longer ride BIcycles
Ban all books with pronouns in them
Skittles are banned because they make you taste the rainbow
Queensland has to change its name
Eliminate windows because they promote transparency
Transformers are out
Black Friday is now Caucasian Friday
No more BI-weekly meetings
Stir fries banned because of the wok agenda
Homeless (She)lter
Department of Heteroland Security
ARABica beans changed to AMERICA beans
Roulette is easier to win when you get rid of the black spaces
Golden Straightime
TriviArt
Paddling through Cyclone Alfred
Sexy Dog
Freezing Sandwich
Elongated Bicycle
Aardvark Reaper
Blue Santa
Ginger Introvert
INTERESTING MOMENTS
We get that sometimes you want a question repeated. But you might want to wait until we finish the question instead of stopping us to ask for a repeat halfway through.
Similarly, if you want to complain about not being able to hear, it helps if you… how do we put this… shut the hell up when a question is asked.
One player didn’t listen to the jackpot question and only asked if they could change their answer after everything had been handed in. Cost their team over $100 cash.
And our leaders are still maintaining a 36 point lead as we approach the end of the quarter. There’s still plenty that can happen.
| Team | Wins | Score | Average |
| 6 Go Crazy | 9 | 703 | 78.11 |
| Masterminds | 9 | 667 | 74.11 |
| Diversity Council | 7 | 517 | 73.86 |
| Al’s Team | 6 | 455 | 75.83 |
| Smith Family | 6 | 439 | 73.17 |
| Leader Housen | 6 | 403 | 67.17 |
| Bandits | 4 | 308 | 77.00 |
| Timothy Soup | 4 | 305 | 76.25 |
| Midwives and Friends | 4 | 294 | 73.50 |
| Richard Gere Appreciation Society | 3 | 231 | 77.00 |
| Fish and Friends | 3 | 226 | 75.33 |
| Thor’s Thundercats | 3 | 225 | 75.00 |
| Whale Emoji | 3 | 221 | 73.67 |
| Ted’s Team | 3 | 210 | 70.00 |
| Smash Bros | 3 | 189 | 63.00 |
| Tournament Name | 2 | 143 | 71.50 |
| Julius Caesar | 2 | 140 | 70.00 |
| Bagpuss | 2 | 138 | 69.00 |
| TEA | 2 | 137 | 68.50 |
| Horst’s Hermits | 2 | 136 | 68.00 |
| Leon and Val | 2 | 136 | 68.00 |
| NBA | 2 | 135 | 67.50 |
| Flat Girthers | 2 | 129 | 64.50 |
See you next week.