Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
JACKPOT
Two teams got a jackpot for knowing about Finnish alcohol.
TEAM NAMES
You got creative with your team names.
Everywhere is a toilet if you’re a toddler
Every criminal is free if they’re President of the US
Any trivia answer is a correct answer if you’re threatening enough
Every day is payday if you’re a bank robber
Every light is a green light if you’re colour blind
Any distance is walking distance if you’ve got the time
Every work day is a last work day if you can’t keep your mouth shut
Every day is a weekend if you’re unemployed
Any joke is funny if you’re drunk enough
Every sink is a bathtub if you’re under 5’2’’
Every tree is a public urinal if you’re drunk enough
Any book is a Bible if you have enough faith in it
Every house is a mansion if you’re a mouse
Every walk is a bushwalk if you’re hairy enough
Any bath is a swimming pool if you’re small enough
Every sleeve is a tissue if you’re snotty enough
Any dog is a horse if you’re small enough
Every meeting is an AA meeting if you’re vulnerable enough
And multiple teams went with… Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
TriviArt
Moose Milkman
Hot Air
Boney Apple
Cactus Lozenge
Chocolate Steak
Corporate Coffee
INTERESTING MOMENTS
Biggest religions in India? Cricket and Virat Kohli obviously.
What term beginning with N refers to technology on a scale of billionths of metres? Napoletana.
The blokiest team in the room, statistically speaking, were the first to get a bonus question on tampons.
And our quarterly tournament somehow got closer.
| Team | Wins | Score | Average |
| Wrote a Letter | 2 | 161 | 80.50 |
| Bagpuss | 2 | 154 | 77.00 |
| Professional Cuddlers | 2 | 152 | 76.00 |
| Richard Gere Appreciation Society | 2 | 151 | 75.50 |
| Leader Housen | 2 | 147 | 73.50 |
| The Smith Family | 2 | 147 | 73.50 |
| Tournament Name | 2 | 147 | 73.50 |
| Diversity Council | 2 | 145 | 72.50 |
| Trough Lobster | 2 | 139 | 69.50 |
| That sounds like a you problem | 1 | 83 | 83.00 |
| Tullynessle | 1 | 76 | 76.00 |
| Fish and Friends | 1 | 74 | 74.00 |
| Hotel Rwanda | 1 | 74 | 74.00 |
| Bandits | 1 | 73 | 73.00 |
| Foxolotl | 1 | 73 | 73.00 |
| Leon & Val | 1 | 73 | 73.00 |
| Whale Emoji | 1 | 73 | 73.00 |
| Hipster Dog | 1 | 72 | 72.00 |
| The Happy Meals | 1 | 71 | 71.00 |
| Tight End Jesus | 1 | 70 | 70.00 |
See you next week.