If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They finished last, but still got the jackpot, because they thought a brand of beer “sounded Polish”.

TEAM NAMES

We learned a lot of new facts, none of which were actual facts.

Cow urine cures COVID

You can’t catch COVID from close contacts

In the 1800s, firefighters grew long moustaches to filter out the smoke.

Prince Phillip invented the party popper

Krispy Kreme means Lard Souffle in Finnish

67% of statistics are made up

Dodgy statistics make you 95% smarter

Ferrets are arctic snakes

Scomo announces consensual sex is illegal

All dogs are Republican

Earth is the closest planet to the Sun

Spiders don’t swallow

The Earth is flat all the way down

The Wordle couple split up

Dogs can’t look up

Organic beer is made by people with yeast infections

If you put food up your butt you poop out of your mouth

Gum takes seven years to digest

Jet fuel melts steel beams

Eating chocolate makes you lose weight

Fish can smell colours

Chuck Norris invented Tinder

We win every week

We don’t have a team name

The last few team names from iQ Trivia were really funny

TriviArt

Greasy Florence

Mexican Fire

Vajazzled Gluten

Beer Label

Forlorn DJ Deck

Saintly Vampire

Rambuncious Leprechaun

Omniscient Date

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Who sang A Thousand Miles? Terry Crews in White Chicks. Well, it’s not wrong.

Wars where Australians won the most Victoria Crosses? The Emu War.

Common words ending in GY? Not strategy & technology, but soggy & tangy.

See you next week.