Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
They’re all taking money into the holidays.
TEAM NAMES
You remade a lot of Christmas movies from the point of view of a minor character.
Why is the Prime Minister at my kids nativity?
Why is the Prime Minister trying to bang his staff?
Why has that creep been filming only Keira Knightley for the whole wedding?
My wife has been listening to those carol singers a long time
Why is that guy confessing his love on cards to a married woman?
Why is that miser always surrounded by singing Muppets?
Uncle Clark needs therapy
Bloody hell Clark, they’re only Christmas lights?
A Gruber kind of Christmas
Why is my husband crawling through the airducts again
Who is that guy yelling yippee ki yay m*therf*cker?
Will Ferrell needs to get off the escalator and let me shop
911, and elf is attacking a department store Santa
Gonzo’s Christmas Carol
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, but at least I don’t have to deal with ghosts
How do you forget your own kid?
That kid doesn’t realise he’s talking to a future President
I can’t believe I’m being outsmarted by someone named Kevin
If I have to deliver pizza to the McCallister house again I’m pissing on it
TriviArt
Magic Dinosaur
Beautiful Cow
Moist Anchor
Redundant Beans
Atomic Den
Superbly Kinky Reindeer
Lazy Santa
Lucky Mistletoe
INTERESTING MOMENTS
Cities with high NRL attendance? Adelaide, Sydney, Perth said one team who probably didn’t know what NRL is. When we suggested they change some, they scratched out Sydney.
One team forgot to do their homework on Swedish Prime Ministers so they guessed the names of ABBA members, and because Andersson is both a member of ABBA and a recent Prime Minister, they still got one.
You know that famous Dylan Thomas poem? “Do not go gentle into that good night. Take as many of the bitches down with you as you can.”
One player complained that in asking about high population Sydney suburbs, we didn’t count dead people. Because that’s a totally normal way to count population.
See you next week.