Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
TEAM NAMES
Bad career advice? You had plenty.
Put “influencer” on your CV
Go to a concert with the HR lady you’re sleeping with
Always hit reply all
Get buzzed on the clock
Exposure pays the bills
This is a good time to transfer to the US
Be a woman
Clothing optional
Always fart in meetings
When your boss says we’re a family, start calling him daddy
Take your vegan boss out for ribs
Always tell your boss EXACTLY what you think
HR upskirts
You can postpone performance management indefinitely by making vexacious complaints
The job will find you
Eliminate job stress by not having a job
Flirt with your boss’s partner
Show up drunk at the Christmas part to show you’re prepared
The Christmas party is an appropriate place to get blackout drunk
Go to an interview while extremely hungover
Call in a bomb threat to get the day off
Go to university
Assert dominance by pissing on the filing cabinets
Dress for the job you want, even if it’s Wolverine
Say an actual weakness when they ask for a weakness in an interview
TriviArt
Duck Bowl
Seedy Knot
Birthday Binoculars
Pedantic Orange Peduncle
Merry Cigarette
Alphabet Art
Fast Whiskey
Moose Dementia
Rainbow Accountant
Cat Snob
INTERESTING MOMENTS
One team mistook a picture of New Girl for Game of Thrones. For the record, New Girl is the LEAST Game of Thrones TV series that has ever been made.
Proposed titles for the latest Indiana Jones film were Indiana Jones and the Dial of Harrison Ford’s Garmin, and Indiana Jones and the Dial of the Suicide Hotline.
One team recognised a picture of Hamburger University as a McDonald’s training centre, and went on to speculate about courses taught there, including Art Appreciation with the Hamburgler, and From Grimace to Winner, Customer Service with a Smile.
A picture of the Beatles was stated to be Drake, Gary Glitter, and Rolf Harris… which is a terrifying concept.
And our leaders from last week didn’t win, but none of their closest competitors won either so they maintained their lead.
| Team | Wins | Score | Average |
| The Smith Family | 3 | 226 | 75.33 |
| 6 Go Crazy | 2 | 158 | 79.00 |
| Thor’s Thundercats | 2 | 155 | 77.50 |
| That sounds like a you problem | 2 | 149 | 74.50 |
| Diversity Council | 2 | 147 | 73.50 |
| Professional Cuddlers | 2 | 144 | 72.00 |
| Foxolotl | 2 | 142 | 71.00 |
| Divided Kingdom | 2 | 136 | 68.00 |
| The Simpsons | 2 | 133 | 66.50 |
| Trough Lobster | 2 | 129 | 64.50 |
| Fish & Friends | 1 | 82 | 82.00 |
| Bandit | 1 | 80 | 80.00 |
| Tullynessle | 1 | 80 | 80.00 |
| Richard Gere Hate Society | 1 | 79 | 79.00 |
| Put a quarter in your ass | 1 | 77 | 77.00 |
| Inky and the Brain | 1 | 76 | 76.00 |
| Invest in Geocon Apartments | 1 | 76 | 76.00 |
| Sydney Harbour Anus | 1 | 75 | 75.00 |
| Team Baby | 1 | 75 | 75.00 |
| Richard Gere Appreciation Society | 1 | 74 | 74.00 |
| Team BBL | 1 | 74 | 74.00 |
| Villain Cut | 1 | 74 | 74.00 |
See you next week.