Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOTS

They knew how many inches were in a mile (or they knew it close enough to be within the margin of error we allowed.)

And they knew enough about Miss Universe to take home over $400 and then deafen half the room with their squeals of delight.

TEAM NAMES

You had plenty of warnings about yourselves.

Caution: Very hot

Appearance may cause uncontrollable horniness

Choking hazard: Small parts

Objects appear larger than they are

May contain nuts

May contain traces of cocaine

Sideffects may include nausea

Warning: Unorthodox pronunciation in use

Warning: To prevent discolouration avoid contact with alcohol

The following contains excessive alcohol consumption & coarse language

Sarcasm guaranteed

Must be fed every hour

Emotionally Fragile: Handle with care

Warning: Disgustingly cute together

Warning: Dangerously good at trivia

Side effects include being the f*cking champions and holding the f*cking record. Ask your doctor if Team Bagpuss is right for you.

TRIVIART

Silenced Igloo

Nutty Umbrella

Salty Hat

Wet Barbra Streisand

Dank Girl from Titanic

Smelly Plow

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team didn’t know who performs the theme song to Big Bang Theory, but they wrote all the lyrics and added “surely that’s worth a point”. Yes. Yes it is.

Another team went way beyond writing the next line in the Phantom Planet song California, by writing the whole verse.

When we asked how many schooners were in 12 pints, one team said 4, proving that they either don’t know anything about beer or they are terrible at math.

And these four won for the first time ever after months of coming to iQ Trivia, and were stunned into silence.

See you next week.