Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
TEAM NAMES
You’ve overheard some pretty bizarre things in conversation.
It’s not my fault he just got out of jail
Nobody cares about your blueberries!
Do you think this is a normal amount of ooze?
How many teeth do you really need anyway?
Has grandma kicked the bucket yet?
No alcohol for me thanks, just drugs
We should be buying property in Ukraine right now
I only drove while disqualified because I needed smokes
What did the doctor say about your rash?
I’m still trying to work out why my vagina’s itchy
If you run out of condoms, use a Twistie packet
I’ll f*ck you if you stop fishing
My mother gave me herpes
We can do it tonight, just clean it first
I saw a cucumber in the fridge and thought “why not?”
Isn’t Evil Knievel the guy from Austin Powers?
These sharks would be better in 3D
Get me some Chicken Tikka Malala
You wanna fight? Let’s get out the jousting sticks
What should I buy my boyfriend’s dying mum?
Why don’t you have a microwave in your bedroom
There are sapphires in the Yass River
Kaleen and the Holy Roman Empire are basically the same thing
If research doesn’t work out, you could always be a drug dealer
(Said by two girls at the gym) Do you want to do butt stuff tonight?
TriviArt
Sparkly Corgi
Cutting Toenails on the Beach
Stinky Excavator
Smelly House
Running Egg
Krusty Dream
Creamy Trap
Handle With Care
Crawling California
Rancid Carrot
Cantaloupe Buttocks
Bodacious Popcorn
INTERESTING MOMENTS
We asked why MC Hammer was in the news in Australia, and one team guessed that he was the new Premier of Victoria.
You know that Pharrell song? “I have a really big hat” or something like that?
On a bonus question about how long it would take to drive around the equator, we got guessed ranging from 6 to 500.
And one player from Italy hoped we would have an Italian question, right before we asked a question about the Gregorian calendar taking over from the Julian calendar. So two Italians in one question.