Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

JACKPOT

When you’re playing the jackpot, it doesn’t matter if you know it or you’re lucky. A correct answer is a correct answer.

TEAM NAMES

What medical advice will the White House come out with next?

Fake tan increases IQ

Monster Energy cures obesity and gayness

Second hand smoke cures asthma

Facehuggers cure asthma

Holding in a fart boosts your pheromones

Condoms cause autism

Sleep gives you cancer

A Chicken McNugget a day keeps the doctor away

Being nice to your girlfriend causes male pattern baldness

Hand sanitizer cures baldness

Pee is stored in the balls

Powdered tiger penis for headaches

Shotguns for headaches

Firing guns in school develops hand eye coordination

Anything said by Pete Evans

TriviArt

Orange Abortion

Penguin Turnip

Empanada Cube

Abstemious Sandwich

Daredevil Dingo

Bold Table

Coriander Dragon

Catapult Whine

Mute Mute

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We had one player choose to split off from the rest of his team to play solo, very keen to get to choose the last place subject… and he did. Getting just 20 points will tend to do that.

Guesses about a TV series with people being set on fire included Community, The Office, and Seinfeld. We must have missed those episodes.

Knowing that the Great Pyramid of Giza was the tallest structure in the world in 2570BC, one team guessed that it held that title for 5000 years… which would make it STILL the tallest for about another 300 years.

And last quarter’s tournament winners enjoyed their prize.

Which means we’ve got a new tournament kicking off. Everyone is in the running again.

Team	Wins	Score	Average
Professional Cuddlers	1	77	77.00
Team Baby	1	75	75.00
That sounds like a you problem	1	73	73.00
Foxolotl	1	72	72.00
The Smith Family	1	71	71.00
Lieutenant Colonel Major General Knowledge	1	71	71.00
Late night talk shows gives you cancer	1	71	71.00
Divided Kingdom	1	68	68.00
The Villain Cut	1	68	68.00
Happy Hour	1	67	67.00
Powdered Tiger	1	63	63.00
Teslas cause cancer	1	63	63.00
Long Track	1	62	62.00
Ozempic Bad Boys	1	62	62.00
The Simpsons	1	62	62.00
Crop dusting cures cancer	1	58	58.00

See you next week.