Think of two animals.
Now combine them.
Now make that your team name.
Slothsquito
Rhinocerooster
Sharktopus
Elephino
Cat + Owl = Meowl
Any merged animals will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Think of two animals.
Now combine them.
Now make that your team name.
Slothsquito
Rhinocerooster
Sharktopus
Elephino
Cat + Owl = Meowl
Any merged animals will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
iQ Trivia is launching a quarterly tournament among all of the winning teams across all of our live venues.
We tested the concept from October to December at a handful of venues and it has worked well, but now we are planning to expand it across all of our quizzes.
The idea is that the winning team at every venue gets their score entered onto a leader board.
At the end of the quarter, whatever team has the highest cumulative score among all their wins, wins.
It’s only the winning team who gets their score entered. If you come second, your score doesn’t go on the board.
You can go to more than one quiz in a week, but you only get one score every week. So if you go on Tuesday and win with 65 points, and then win again on Wednesday with 68 points, only your Wednesday score counts.
If you want to complain that it’s easier to win at a venue with fewer teams… well, that’s probably true. Also, we don’t care. There will be no handicapping of scores. If you want to win by going to a smaller venue, there’s nothing stopping you.
We plan to post the leader board at the end of every week so you know where you stand.
Keeping track of team names may be a bit tricky given that team names change every week, so if you want to compete, you’ll need to give us a way to identify you. The answer sheets are being updated to make a space for you to enter an identifier you can use at all quizzes right next to your final score. (It can be the name of a team member, a team nickname, or anything that is unique to your team.) That way your host can send a photo of the winning score & your tournament team name so we can update our records. (If you are in the running to win the tournament we will also have to be able to contact you, preferably by e-mail.)
In the unlikely event of a tie on cumulative points at the end of the tournament, the team with the highest score on a single quiz will win.
Have an interesting tournament.
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
TEAM NAMES
You’ve had some really awful house guests.
Claims Emily Post Says Foot Rubs From The Host Are Just Good Manners
The couch is uncomfortable. I’ll take your bed.
Peed on the floor
Mormons.
Clipping toenails at the dinner table.
Where’s my dinner?
They watered our fake plants.
This Sandwich is Delicious, now you should make yourself one
TriviArt
Clown Zoo
Salty Cowboy
Decaf Pickle
INTERESTING MOMENTS
Words beginning with BO, one player guessed Bong, and Bondage. Which might say a thing or two about them.
On an alphabetical list of Rugby World Cup playing countries, we had to explain that Bangladesh has never been to the Rugby World Cup.
When asked when the actress who played the grandmother in Titanic was born, we had guessed ranging from 1876 to 1973. Which would have made her either 24, or 121 years old when they film was released.
And a Scotsman failed to recognise Auld Lang Syne being played on bagpipes. He’s a bad Scotsman.
See you next week.
The holiday season is wrapping up, and you may have had house guests staying with you.
For your team name, we want to know about the most audacious or entitled house guest you ever had.
Thanks for letting me stay. By the way, I don’t believe in wearing clothes at home.
My mother in law decided I was staying up too late.
I lost the key you gave me, so I changed the locks.
The air conditioner works better if you run it while you’re out and leave the windows open.
Any ridiculously entitled house guest behaviour will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
It may have been luck, but this team who finished second last took home the jackpot.
TEAM NAMES
A lot of you had a pretty lacklustre Christmas.
I’m not sure that’s gravy
Sunny the dog ate an entire Toblerone
Ran out of alcohol
Alcoholic aunt
Exploding turkey
Granddad set fire to the turkey
Dodgy prawns
Boardgame blowout
My Trump loving family showed up
Cat sh!t on the Xmas tree
TriviArt
New Years Eve – Goulburn Style
Fuzzy Viking
INTERESTING MOMENTS
When presented with five 50/50 choices, the best any team did at one quiz was two. Just two. Statistically, that’s worse than random chance, and that’s the best anyone did. One team got zero out of five.
When given a question about Ritalin, one team reacted in such a pronounced way that we thought something was up. Turns out half the team was currently ON Ritalin.
And one team argued for a VAR decision when they claimed to have said USA in the bonus round. We didn’t hear it, nobody in the room heard it, and all the gaslighting in the world isn’t going to make us think you said it when you didn’t.
See you next week.
So by the time you’re at trivia, another Christmas will have passed.
We want to know how someone ruined it.
My niece gave my dog chocolate
A backyard cricket dispute resulted in stitches
My conspiracy theorist uncle decided to drop in unannounced
A power cut on Christmas eve meant the food for Christmas lunch was ruined
Any story about what ruined a perfectly good Christmas will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
They’re all taking money into the holidays.
TEAM NAMES
You remade a lot of Christmas movies from the point of view of a minor character.
Why is the Prime Minister at my kids nativity?
Why is the Prime Minister trying to bang his staff?
Why has that creep been filming only Keira Knightley for the whole wedding?
My wife has been listening to those carol singers a long time
Why is that guy confessing his love on cards to a married woman?
Why is that miser always surrounded by singing Muppets?
Uncle Clark needs therapy
Bloody hell Clark, they’re only Christmas lights?
A Gruber kind of Christmas
Why is my husband crawling through the airducts again
Who is that guy yelling yippee ki yay m*therf*cker?
Will Ferrell needs to get off the escalator and let me shop
911, and elf is attacking a department store Santa
Gonzo’s Christmas Carol
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, but at least I don’t have to deal with ghosts
How do you forget your own kid?
That kid doesn’t realise he’s talking to a future President
I can’t believe I’m being outsmarted by someone named Kevin
If I have to deliver pizza to the McCallister house again I’m pissing on it
TriviArt
Magic Dinosaur
Beautiful Cow
Moist Anchor
Redundant Beans
Atomic Den
Superbly Kinky Reindeer
Lazy Santa
Lucky Mistletoe
INTERESTING MOMENTS
Cities with high NRL attendance? Adelaide, Sydney, Perth said one team who probably didn’t know what NRL is. When we suggested they change some, they scratched out Sydney.
One team forgot to do their homework on Swedish Prime Ministers so they guessed the names of ABBA members, and because Andersson is both a member of ABBA and a recent Prime Minister, they still got one.
You know that famous Dylan Thomas poem? “Do not go gentle into that good night. Take as many of the bitches down with you as you can.”
One player complained that in asking about high population Sydney suburbs, we didn’t count dead people. Because that’s a totally normal way to count population.
See you next week.
It’s that time of year. It’s Christmas movie time.
For your team name, we want you to imagine what a minor character in a Christmas film is thinking.
I’m unemployed because a high flying businesswoman fell in love with a small town guy in a Hallmark movie and the company went out of business
I think something is going on at the McCallister house
Arrest that child running past airport security with no boarding pass
I didn’t even want to be at my husband’s Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza, and now I’m a hostage
Any Christmas films from the point of view of a background character will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
They knew enough about French soccer players to win $85.
They managed an educated guess about Australian generals.
They made an educated guess about Nobel prize winning writers.
TEAM NAMES
You made a lot of old movies a lot more PC.
James Bond stops forcing himself on lesbians
Frankly my dear, I value your opinion
Tropic Thunder, but only the credits
Sleeping Beauty is gently woken up rather than non-consensualyl kissed
Harry Potter and the Workplace Health and Safety Inspection
Dr Neurodiverselove
Michael Corleone finds a gun taped to a gender neutral toilet
Tarzan, Queen of the Jungle (pre-op)
Beauty don’t need no beast
No country for the patriarchy
Mother of the Groom
Men in Black Lives Matter
The visually impaired side
Physical Disagreement Hangout
White men CAN jump (and pass, and shoot too)
Star Special Military Operation
Differently abled and differently abler
Greta Gerwig directs Saving Private Ryan with Akwafina in the titular role
Lawrence of Arabia except a woman gets to speak
A Diverse Human Centipede
They’re the person
The Godmother
The Godperson
All the Presidents Individuals of Non-Specified Gender
Snow Black and the Seven Amtiracist People of Varying Stature
When Harry Met Harry
Romeo & Julian
Pocahontas but the white guy dies of pneumonia
Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t kill the wolf because it’s a protected species
Indiana Jones puts everything back
TriviArt
Jazz Sweets
Strange Short People
Old Leaf
Slippery Cow
Satan Sniff
Flaccid Vespa
Crazy Christmas
Stinky Tomato
Potatoey Potato
Pooh Tinsel
INTERESTING MOMENTS
After we mentioned there would be a question on wheat somewhere on the quiz, one team answered “wheat” no less than 6 times on the quiz, but unfortunately not where it would have been correct.
The special subject at one of our quizzes was intersectional feminism, and when we asked the first question, LITERALLY every person in the room was a man.
One team nearly left before the results. It’s a good thing they didn’t, because they won.
See you next week.
A lot of old movies couldn’t be made now.
And this week you are going to be updating old movies to make them woke.
After being captured by Jabba the Hutt, Leia is dressed in a normal prison uniform
12 Rational Jurors who are racially and gender diverse
The original Mrs Von Trapp had access to birth control and didn’t have seven children
Mark Poppins
Any old movies made woke will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.