Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

We could have asked them anything about ice hockey and they’re confident they would have gotten it.

TEAM NAMES

What do people get wrong about you?

I don’t work in IT, I’m just Indian

Just because I’m in comms doesn’t mean I want to talk to you

I’m a vet and I haven’t put my finger up any bums today (in a professional capacity)

I’m Thor, but I’m not tall, blond, and Nordic

I’m Irish but I’m not always this drunk

Yes I’m Catholic, no we don’t worship Mary

Not all gingers named Dougal are Scottish

Charlie is tall and lanky, but not all of him is

Just because we’re doctors doesn’t mean we’re smart

Just because we’re old doesn’t mean we know 80s music

Yes I do pub trivia, no I’m not a burden to society

Yes we come to trivia every week, no we’ve never won

You go to trivia every week, you must be smart

Team “Happy Birthday Bill ya c*nt” doesn’t always shoehorn Bagpuss into the team name

TriviArt

Unknown Tractor

Frothing Can

The Shoe Doesn’t Fit

Camp Retribution

Slutty Window

Spicy Balloon

Mormon Pickup

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Cities beginning with M? You know, like Morocco or Madagascar.

When one team couldn’t come up with discus, they said “that heavy frisbee thing”.

When trying to name all six Oktoberfest breweries, one player came up with Budweiser, Heineken, and Asahi, and wound up naming zero correct answers.

And when they didn’t know what Sydney beach was mentioned in the Beach Boys song Surfin’ USA, one team made up lyrics to suit their answer. Which is worth a point.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

You’ve overheard some pretty bizarre things in conversation.

It’s not my fault he just got out of jail

Nobody cares about your blueberries!

Do you think this is a normal amount of ooze?

How many teeth do you really need anyway?

Has grandma kicked the bucket yet?

No alcohol for me thanks, just drugs

We should be buying property in Ukraine right now

I only drove while disqualified because I needed smokes

What did the doctor say about your rash?

I’m still trying to work out why my vagina’s itchy

If you run out of condoms, use a Twistie packet

I’ll f*ck you if you stop fishing

My mother gave me herpes

We can do it tonight, just clean it first

I saw a cucumber in the fridge and thought “why not?”

Isn’t Evil Knievel the guy from Austin Powers?

These sharks would be better in 3D

Get me some Chicken Tikka Malala

You wanna fight? Let’s get out the jousting sticks

What should I buy my boyfriend’s dying mum?

Why don’t you have a microwave in your bedroom

There are sapphires in the Yass River

Kaleen and the Holy Roman Empire are basically the same thing

If research doesn’t work out, you could always be a drug dealer

(Said by two girls at the gym) Do you want to do butt stuff tonight?

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Sparkly Corgi

Cutting Toenails on the Beach

Stinky Excavator

Smelly House

Running Egg

Krusty Dream

Creamy Trap

Handle With Care

Crawling California

Rancid Carrot

Cantaloupe Buttocks

Bodacious Popcorn

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We asked why MC Hammer was in the news in Australia, and one team guessed that he was the new Premier of Victoria.

You know that Pharrell song? “I have a really big hat” or something like that?

On a bonus question about how long it would take to drive around the equator, we got guessed ranging from 6 to 500.

And one player from Italy hoped we would have an Italian question, right before we asked a question about the Gregorian calendar taking over from the Julian calendar. So two Italians in one question.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They both pulled off the double of first place and the jackpot.

TEAM NAMES

A lot of you might get sued for copyright infringement with your team names.

Lulumelon

Hungry James

Meats by Dre

Louis Kitten

Cock-a-Cola

Vodafunk

Pizza Hot

Taronga Roo

Philenciaga

Mike Rowe Soft

Queensley’s Chicken

Jim’s Boeing

Bucci

Spongethrob Pointypants

Burger Queen

Burger Kong

Porn Rub

Dolce & Banana

Sony Wankman

IQ Quizzes

EQ Trivia

QI Trivia

TriviArt

Floppy Cat

Spice Girls Collecting Coins

Sweaty Questacon

Slimy Fingers

Blobby Hungary

Jazzy Tiger

The Other Left

Wet Weather Shenanigans

Pretty Sexy Chair

Chaotic Michelangelo

Joles in the Wild

Martian Vaseline

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team looked at a photo and was sure it was a young Tiger Woods… until we asked the question which was to name the TENNIS player with HER parents.

A team with multiple people from Indiana got the bonus round on Indiana wrong.

We asked about Queen Victoria, and someone asked if we meant Queen Victoria the First or the Second.

And a jackpot question where we gave a species and asked for the Australian food resulted in a guess of Lamingtons. You know, from all those herds of wild lamingtons that can be found across Australia.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

What should we name Australia’s lunar rover?

Australian National Aerospace League (A.N.A.L.) Rover

Australian Researchers & Space Explorers Helper On Lunar Expeditions (A.R.S.E.H.O.L.E.)

Cosmic Universe Navigational Transport (C.U.N.T.)

Space Shagger

Moreton Bay Buggy

Priscilla Queen of the Moon

Moon Mobile

Moon Ute

The Crater Invader

All Over Lunar Rover

Wheel Armstrong

Danni Moonogue

Lunar-C

Lunar-Tic

Bluey Moon

HMALR Mooney Mooney

Waltzing Moontilda

Hugh Jackmoon

The Kangarover

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Rusty Beans

Ausbot

Erect Box

Exasperating Cheese

Humping Beer

Concubine Lobotomy

Goofy Cat

Puns of Steel

Picasso Socks

Russian Slay

Arrogant Bovine

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we mentioned a pitch invader, one player swore we said “Pigeon Vader”.

We played a scene from Schindler’s List, and someone guessed that it was a conversation between The Rock and Colin Firth from The Litter Mermaid.

When they couldn’t think of cricketing cities beginning with B, one team creatively came up with Best Indies and Bimbabwe.

And one team did the math so they could argue their point on the relative size of Earth & Jupiter.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

Let’s have some dumb questions!

Are there nuts in peanut butter?

What day is Taco Tuesday?

Do you need a passport to go to Tasmania?

Where are the Paris Olympics being held?

Why can’t you just step off crashing plane before it hits the ground?

Where is the any key?

If Batman’s parents are dead, how was he born?

Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?

Your mum’s name is mum too?

Where is the Specific Ocean?

What does the T in trivia stand for?

Are you from East or West Korea?

Are french fries really French?

What religion is Buddha?

When did Obama get killed by Seal Team 6?

What is Obama’s last name?

Are your parent’s virgins?

How long do 2 minute noodles take?

Who built an old castle near a train station?

Do you want another beer?

Does the dress make me look fat?

Can you make the BBQ pork ribs vegetarian?

Can I google the answers?

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Lord Farquad Using Shrek’s Bathroom

Zany Flamingo

Pretty Gecko

Giant Squid

Jumping Python

Peaceful Python

Alien Bill

Sh!tting Lightbulb

Frothy Flower

Unlikely Sports Mascot

Useless School

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We found out that one team has been choosing the last place subject by just hitting “random article” on Wikipedia. That’s how we got questions on the Headcorn & Maidstone Junction Light Railway, and obscure 19^th century English railway that was never actually built.

The police turned up to deal with a disturbance outside of one of our venues, and stayed to listed to a few questions. We are single handedly reducing the effectiveness of the police.

One player was caught cheating, though apparently it was without any malice. It actually didn’t occur to him that looking up answers on your phone was against the rules.

You know that Jimmy Buffet song about margaritas? What was it? Margarita City? Margaritaburg? Margaritapolis?

And one team had two answers down for the minefield bonus round, and argued intensely about whether they should go for a third. We didn’t tell them that both of their answers were already wrong. They argued for five minutes for absolutely no reason.

See you next week.