Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

We won’t be taking your money saving advice.

Buy a house right now

Leaving the EU

Turn off the fridge at night

One square

Hang toilet paper out to dry

Selling your car to buy petrol

Flintstoning the car

Use your toilet brush as a toothbrush

In jail all your meals are free

All on red

Road kill for roast dinner

Kleptomania

Unicycling everywhere

Re-electing Joe Biden to control inflation

Share napkins

Put it all in Dogecoin

Save a bus fare by riding on top of it

Vegemite soup

Have a wedding for the presents

Save on alcohol, do drugs instead

Reuseable condoms

Inside out underwear

Asbestos instead of cocaine

One tea bag for three cups

Don’t participate in the jackpot round

Drink water at trivia

Get wasted for free at a company trivia night

You don’t really need therapy

A bartender is cheaper than therapy

Swap toothpaste for homebrand bleach

Rinse and reuse dental floss

TriviArt

Flaming Table

Running Hot Dog

Disco Eels

Daffy Dingo

Aromatic Southern Fried Chicken Burger

Happy Kissing

Twitter Bridge

Q Menu

Renaissance Violin

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team turned up having done the homework question from a quiz in March of 2019. Yes, they were over four years late doing their homework… and they finished last.

Someone did their taxes during our quiz. Yes, their taxes, on their phone. Well, it’s not cheating.

When we asked about Big Bash teams with team names of at least seven letters, we had to clarify that they couldn’t add superfluous letters to get them across the line. And when they couldn’t come up with any, they gave us Butterflies, Sweethearts, Cuite Pies, and Cheeky Boys.

LARP stands for Lingerie And Random Pants, or Living As Ru Paul.

We had a guess that the Robert Burns poem set to music and sung at the New Year was Gangsta’s Paradise.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They won on the first week of the new jackpot.

TEAM NAMES

How have you saved people in your contacts?

Smells like Family Court

Catfish cowboy

Wife number 2?

Eminently forgettable

Waste of time

Weird Spongebob guy

Baby daddy

3am booty call

His brother was better

Daddy

Mommy

Mushroom dick

He didn’t like the butt stuff

Micro penis

Loafers no socks

Sh!tface loser

Devil in law

Suspected spam caller

Don’t pick up

Guy from topless fun run

That loud prick from work

Joe the mad racist trivia host

TriviArt

Homer Simpson Riding a Horse

Dastardly Pineapple

Hot Box

Smokey Specsavers

Wonderful Cocaine

Pompous Penguin

Sloppy King David

Dingo Dad

Vibrant Doors

Prophetic Pasta

INTERESTING MOMENTS

What doctor was sanctioned by the professional standards committee? Dr Zoidberg apparently.

How long is a standard brick? 220cm. Yes, over 2m or over 7 feet. That’s one hell of a brick!

And we had a couple of dynamite corporate quizzes and fundraisers that introduced a lot of new players to the ways of iQ Trivia. To book your own private quiz, contact [email protected]

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing about Bulgarian currency won them Australian currency.

TEAM NAMES

How would you make things fair?

Music questions are all from my playlist

Four team members or less

Divide score by number of team members

All answers must be in the form of a cartoon

Everyone has to get drunk at pub trivia

Only questions on Bagpuss and 90s Britpop

Only questions about The Office

No Harry Potter questions

No geography questions

Newcomers get 5 bonus points

No points for TriviArt

Worst TriviArt gets 10 bonus points

Let the German Chancellor also be President

Baby Boomers don’t get to vote

Sack the government and let the APS take over

If you sh!t yourself in a suburban McDonald’s you don’t get to be Prime Minister

Consultants on a public sector wage

Male birth control

Short people basketball

Boxing, but nobody is allowed to punch

Average people get to compete at the Olympics

The Snitch doesn’t end the game and is only worth 50 points

Ban New Zealand from international rugby

TriviArt

Holy Venus

Crocodile Chestnut Tea

Shake a Tail Feather

Saucy Automobile

French French Fries

Disappointed Toilets

Kawaii Car

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One of our hosts got plaudits on their German pronunciation of “schmetterling”.

On the other hand, one audience was amazed and borderline offended that one of our hosts couldn’t name a single Neighbours character.

Someone thought Jesse James’ first bank robbery in America took place in 1566.

One team guessed the film Madagascar in the first round, only for us to ask about the film Madagascar in the second half. Psychic!

We we’re pre-emptively asked to repeat question 28 right after we read question 27. Well, strictly speaking we can’t REPEAT question 28, because we haven’t ASKED question 28.

And someone at a corporate show being staged for a logistics company asked us how far 2,000km was. Apparently he’s new.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Czech soccer, Federal Elections, Canadian cities, Superbowls, and ex-Soviet dictators led to a lot of jackpots being won.

TEAM NAMES

There were a lot of team names renaming England for some reason.

England, the home of bad sports and being bad at sports

Whingeland

Whinging Pomland

The Cricket Whingers

Land of the the Eternal Whinger

Sookland

Isle of Scones

Colonisier Island

Greenland should swap with Iceland

Darwin, the city that disproves evolution

Land of Lucky McCatholics

Braai Nation

Baulkham Hills = Hillsong

Korea: The good one

North Korea REDACTED

Wine Wankers

Zimbabwe: Land of Millionaires

Not So South Sudan = Sudan

Can-boring

Beerlandia

Half and hour & 20 years behind Sydney

School shooting range

Maroubra: The Mount Druitt of the East

Italy: Land of hand gesticulations

People’s Republic of Empanadas

Sheep Land

Australia Lite

New ZeaLamb

Chur Bro Island

AFL City

Melbourne = Shelbyville

TriviArt

Sleepy Joe Biden Frying an Egg

Spritely Spiderman

Curly Camel

Sparkling Walrus

Backwards Salmon

Impatient Gherkin

Just Keep Walking

Obtuse Juice

Excited Trivia

Flamingo Rugby

Running Octopus

Adam Sandler Waterloo

Emu Library

INTERESTING MOMENTS

On a question about actors who played Presidents, one team guessed Tom Hanks for every film, and was wrong every time.

Countries that used to be part of Yugoslavia? Italy, Sweden, Scotland, Brazil, Colombia. Really?

We asked a homework question on top try scorers in Rugby, but one team answered with top point scorers, because they assumed that was the same thing.

On our bonus round, one team guessed it was William Shatner before finding out it was a comic book character armed with a hammer who was played by Chris Hemsworth.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing about 19^th Century battles won them $60.

And remember, spelling matters.

TEAM NAMES

What kind of crazy easy Jeopardy categories did you come up with?

Ingredients in Rum & Coke

National capitals that are Paris

Cities ending in “berra”

Famous Opera Houses in Sydney

Artists with expensive concert tickets that rhyme with “drift”

Countries that celebrate Canada Day

Organs you use to see

Body parts you smell with

Serial killers whose name rhymes with cannibal

Shapes that end with “quare”

Letters of the alphabet that come after Y

Colours that are blue

Fruits that are orange

The Pope’s religion

Actors with the last name Pitt

Nautical disasters involving the Titanic

Cut rate submersibles lost while exploring the Titanic

Bronwyn Bishop’s favourite mode of transport

How many points are you gambling on the gambler’s question?

Foods that are steak

Days ending in day

Movies about dirty dancing

Terrorist attacks that happened on September 11^th

Famous Shanias

Presidents who have been indicted for breaking the Espionage Act

Opposition leaders who look like potatoes

Prime Ministers who have eaten raw onions

Australian female Prime Ministers

Australian Prime Ministers who have sh!t themselves at McDonald’s

TriviArt

Succulent Pogo Stick

Sultry Spaghetti

Large Microwave

Crazy God

Runny Trouser

Crash Test Dummy Spit

Abstract Cowboy (or Cow-Buoy)

Sexy House

Cyber Platypus

Vicious Vehicle

Humid Soup

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We asked whether one of our hosts owned any gold, and more than one team asked to see their teeth.

On a special subject question on sex toys, someone guessed that vibrators were made out of phosphorus? Yeeeeeaah… no!

Despite singing ABCDEFU loud enough for everyone to hear, one team was convinced it was an Olivia Rodrigo song.

When asked for a seven letter word starting with C, one team gave us an eight letter word starting with A.

When we asked about the people who might be in a cage fight, one team noted that Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg don’t actually count as people.

And we had a picture question on the “I’ll have what she’s having” lady from When Harry Met Sally, and one team was convinced it was a man.

See you next week.