Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

TEAM NAMES

You came up with a lot of unusually specific greeting cards.

Condolences for dropping your Dominos garlic bread in the gutter outside 52 Pitt St where your colleague fell on her ass

Congratulations on your second vasectomy

Sorry your partner broke up with you because you lost your job for going to a Coldplay concert

Congratulations on your 1,000th Wilson parking ticket

Congrats on your promotion that isn’t really a promotion, just a title change with more responsibility

Happy 1 month trivia win anniversary

Congrats on coming out! Hope the wife and kids understand

Commiserations on the death of your neighbour’s koi pond but congratulations on the opening of your fish and chip shop

Congratulations on getting this extremely specific greeting card

Thank you for cumming

Congratulations on having a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year

Welcome back from your honeymoon with your second wife and her four kids who tagged along

Congratulations on your TriviArt not containing a penis

Sorry your baby daddy had a baby with another

Congratulations on getting through the third quarter of your second trimester

Happy 4 month anniversary of asking my real estate agent to fix the mould on my ceiling

Congratulations on the prostate exam you had on February 29th

Congratulations on your near perfect trivia attendance

My condolences for losing at trivia again

TriviArt

Emo Peacock

Wily Shoe

Starving Vanilla

Random Tower

Mowing Lawns

Beautiful Elf

Epstein Peasant

Playground Money

Kermit Batman

INTERESTING MOMENTS

A team made entirely of Korean tourists who had limited English decided to play, and spent the whole first half googling questions. Now that’s cheating, but we decided to look at it as an experiment. How well can they do with googling everything they could. They managed 22 in the first half, for the lowest score of all the teams. The lesson is it’s not easy to win just by cheating on everything.

On the first week of a new jackpot, a veteran team got what we thought was a near impossible question right about 5 seconds too late. They were still happy.

We asked about a French pilot who was also a tennis player, and instead of Roland Garros, we had guesses of Jacques Deuce and Pierre Love.

And we’ve now got one team with a clear lead in the quarterly tournament.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

JACKPOT

It’s rare that knowing characters from The Blacklist comes in handy. But once in a while in a jackpot it’s REALLY handy.

TEAM NAMES

You had a lot of complaints about things we can’t do in spite of the fact that we can land a man on the moon.

But we can’t land a woman on the moon

But we can’t leave Elon Musk there

But we can’t stop people eating Tide pods

But we can’t beat an army of emus

But we can’t find a way to let you commit adultery at a coldplay concert without the whole damn world finding out

But we can’t build Hobart Stadium

But we can’t fool people into believing we put a man on the moon

But we can’t teach Stuart to use Teams

But we can’t get him into therapy

But we can’t find the clit

But we can’t get the President off the Epstein list

But we can’t release the Epstein files

But we can’t order off the breakfast menu after 10am

But we can’t think of a clever team name

But we can’t win trivia

TriviArt

Giraffe Gun

Bittersweet Wombat

Pikachu Sandwich

Flirtatious Cherry

Banana Victuals

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Voting against their first instinct on the dilemma question backfired on a team when we wound up with a tie that was broken not in their favour.

When we asked about the distance from the easternmost to the westernmost point of Australia, one team guessed 41,000km, which is longer than the circumference of the whole earth.

When asked if one of our hosts owned a kilt, one team answered accurately that he didn’t but that “you totally have the ass for it”. Is it sexual harassment if you like it?

And there’s a gap of just four points at the top of the table in our quarterly tournament.

See you next week.