Is the time of year that a lot of people make new year’s resolutions.

But we don’t want to hear about yours. We want you to speculate about other people’s new years resolutions.

Leonardo DiCaprio – Use my private jets to travel around lecturing people on why they should reduce their carbon footprint

Donald Trump – Devote an extra hour every day to complaining about how people are unfair to me

Practically every celebrity – Take a “brave” stand on things that everyone agrees on anyway

Any speculation on other people’s new years resolutions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Names can be tricky.

Think about a celebrity.

Now get their name slightly wrong.

Matt Demon

Mick Bagger

Meghan Traitor

Harry Stools

Kanye Pest

Ellen Degenerate

Any slight mistake to a celebrity name will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.