This week it’s more fun with vowels.

For your team name, take a musician or band, and change all the vowels to the same vowel.

Camalla Caballa

Bluck Subbuth

Tom Potty

Bolloo Oolosh

Bastaa Bays

Brotnoy Spoors

Tipic Shikir

50 Cunt

Bi Diddly

Ron DMC

Malay Cyras

Odolo

Any musician or band with all the vowels the same will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s Valentine’s Day this week, so in the spirit of cynicism, we’re turning to Paul Simon’s song Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.

Of course, he only mentions five ways in the song. So we’re going to help him get to 50.

Get on a ferry, Barry

Do what you gotta do, Sue

Sneak off like a thief, Chief

Fake your own death, Beth

Have an honest conversation to see if you can resolve your differences, and if you can’t, split up amicably like mature adults, Schultz

Come up with a rhyming way to breakup, preferably using the name of someone on your team for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For team names this week we’re thinking about band names.

Specifically, we want you to ruin the name of a band or musician by changing just one letter.

Lazy Gaga

The Why

Crowded Horse

The Rolling Scones

PISS

Nine Inch Sails

The Polite

Public Enema

Any ruined band names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.