Here’s the situation.

Aliens have come to Earth. They approach you and ask to be taken to the leader of the planet.

Who is going to make the best impression?

Dolly Parton

A Golden Retriever

Keanu Reeves

Ned Flanders

The Dalai Lama

Tell us who would make the best impression on aliens for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we saw a story about this mistake made by a street painter outside a school.

Or was it a shcool?

So for your team name this week, we want you to tell us about a screw up at work.

It turns out that family DIDN’T want their grandmother to be cremated

I accidentally charged a customer $200 instead of $2

Unplugged the freezer to plug in my phone charger

I should have checked that I spelled Santa correctly on that Santa’s Village sign

I allowed 10 million people’s personal details to be stolen

Any “you had one job” moments will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re getting sporty this week.

But we also want to be accurate.

So for your team names this week, we want you to replace a sports team nickname with the dictionary definition of their nickname.

The New Zealand Completely Unable to Reflect Lights

St Kilda People Canonised by the Catholic Church

The Boston Communist Foot Coverings

Any dictionary definitions of sports team nicknames will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we asked a question about the highest grossing films with the words “of the dead” in the title.

One team answered with Peter Pan of the Dead.

So this week we want you to add the words “of the dead” to a film title.

The Shawshank Redemption of the Dead

Jurassic Park of the Dead

Jaws of the Dead

Eyes of the Dead Wide Shut

The Sound of Music of the Dead

There Will Be Blood of the Dead

Night of the Living Dead of the Dead

The Wizard of the Dead of Oz

Schindler’s List of the Dead

Any “of the dead” films will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen Hamilton, where white historical figures have been played by black & hispanic performers.

Judging by it’s popularity, people seem to be ok with that.

But for your team name this week, we want you to speculate about some wildly inappropriate casting decisions.

Kevin Costner as anyone with an English accent

Daniel Day Lewis as Princess Leia

Maggie Smith & Emma Watson should have swapped roles in Harry Potter

I can’t believe the role of Ariel is being played by someone who can’t even breath underwater.  When are human actors going to stop taking roles that should go to fish?

Any hypothetical casting ideas will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Everyone knows what a Karen is.

This week we’re going to be putting Karens into film. Specifically, we want you to revamp a movie plot by replacing a character with a Karen.

Batman vs Karen

The Lion, the Karen, and the Wardrobe

Karen demands the Infinity Stones because she’s more entitled to them than Thanos

Any introduction of a Karen into a movie gets a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok, let’s suppose you were a burglar.

But instead of stealing things, you can only mildly inconvenience your victims.

Think about what you would so, and make that your team name.

Delete everything on their DVR

Hard boil all of their eggs

Put all their teaspoons in a bucket, fill it with water, and leave it in the freezer

Change the times on the microwave, the stove, the wall clock so that they are all different

Remove the batteries from everything, and stack them neatly on the kitchen table

You can’t take anything away with you, but you can make their lives unpleasant.

Have an interesting week.

We asked a question recently where the answer we were going for was Lawyer, but a lot of teams guessed that it was Drag Queen.

Why not a Drag Queen Lawyer?

That got us thinking. What other occupations could you mix?

Bartender & marriage counsellor

Bank teller & ski mask salesman

Gravedigger & used goods dealer

Veterinarian & butcher

Any two combined jobs will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probably heard that Scott Morrison had himself sworn into a bunch of extra ministerial jobs while he was Prime Minister.

There has even been speculation that he may have been sworn into other jobs too.

So for your team name this week, we want you to speculate about what other jobs he may have been secretly doing.

Captain of the Cronulla Sharks

Thoracic surgeon

Scomo will be challenging for the middleweight UFC title

PE teacher

I’m pretty sure Scomo was my Uber driver

Any prospective job for Scomo will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week your team names are going to be dealing with film titles.

A lot of film titles include animals. This week, we want you to take one of those film titles, but change the animal.

Cats on a Plane

The Amazing Dog-Man

Kung Fu Parrot

Of Mice and Mice

Alvin and the Cockroaches

Any films with a different animal in the title will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.