It’s Australia Day this week, and that means another lamb ad. 

This time they’re talking about things that are un-Australian.

For your team name this week, we want to know about other things that are un-Australian.

Hating the Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi chant

Not liking beer

I’m indifferent to ACDC

Marmite is better than Vegemite

Summer sucks

Whether you think being “un-Australian” is good or bad, making your team name something un-Australian will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

A little while ago we saw this.

This week we want to come up with other alternate names for nationalities.

Swedes are Ikea Vikings

Italians are Hand Talkers

Americans are Slightly Louder Canadians

Any alternative nationality will get you a bonus point.

Note: There’s going to be scope to be horrible with team names this week. Let’s try to keep things relatively harmless.

Have an interesting week.

So Elon Musk’s reputation has taken some damage over the past few months.

But we think you can do better.

For your team name this week, we want you to think of a way to ruin your reputation faster than Elon.

Slap Chris Rock

Approach every decision by asking “what would Ellen Degeneres do?”

Get in a Twitter feud with a Swedish teenager for no reason and get my ass handed to me

Any way of rapidly ruining your reputation will get you a bonus point

Have an interesting week.

Christmas has arrived, and this week we want to know about Christmas gifts.

Specifically, we want to know about the worst Christmas gift you can think of.

Socks for someone with no feet

A gift basket with all of the good items removed

Give your enemy’s son a drum set

A ludicrously small plot of land in Scotland that you don’t actually own and can’t actually use to claim the title of Lord or Lady

Any awful Christmas gift will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Christmas is around the corner, and you’ve been hearing a lot of Christmas songs.

This week we’re going to be pulling them apart.

If your team name points out a Christmas song that doesn’t make sense, you’ll get a bonus point.

Last Christmas – You can’t give someone your heart. That’s not how hearts work.

All I Want for Christmas is you – Mariah Carey has suspiciously low standards.

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer we’re not going to bully anymore only because he is now useful to us.

Giving your true love two turtle doves is a blatant violation of animal quarantine laws.

Pointing out a mistake in a Christmas song will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we asked a current events question about the rather unfortunate Instagram handle chosen by Volkswagen’s Italian division.

This week we want you to come up with another badly conceived internet handle.

Therapistfinder

Parisexpress

Australianmenswear

Nursestalking

Canadianscrapmetal

Any ill-advised internet handle will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

From no beer to anything with a rainbow being banned, there has been a lot of criticism of the World Cup.

But we think you can do more.

For your team name this week, we want you to find a way to make the World Cup worse.

Stage it in North Korea

All games are played underwater

No players over 8 years old

Each team gets one sniper that gets to hide somewhere in the stadium

Every time a player takes an obvious dive, their team gets a goal

There aren’t enough players. Literally every citizen of every country is crammed onto the pitch.

Find some way to make the World Cup worse for an easy bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So Elon Musk took over Twitter… and it hasn’t gone well.

So for your team name this week, we want to know what you want Elon Musk to take over next?

The entire tobacco industry

ISIS

Scientology

The Klu Klux Klan

North Korea

Making your team name any organisation you would like Elon Musk to comprehensively ruin in short order will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we wanted to know what you hated as a child but love now.

This week we’re switching it up.

We want to know something you loved as a child but hate now.

Bill Cosby

Staying up late

Public swimming pools

Musk sticks

Being around children

Harry Potter

Anything you hate now that you loved as a child but don’t anymore will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.