Christmas arrives this week.

And once again we want your team name to be based on a Christmas song.

This week, you’ll be combining a Christmas song with a film title.

All I want for Christmas is Love Actually

Rudolf the Prisoner of Azkaban

Shrek is Coming to Town

Silent Night at the Museum

Let it Snow White

Any Christmas songs combined with film titles will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Customer service is a tough gig at the best of times.

These days it’s tougher still.

For your team name this week, we want to know the best “the customer is wrong” moment you can think of.

It’s your fault I got towed for parking in front of a fire hydrant outside your restaurant!

How dare you ask a trivia question I don’t know the answer to immediately!

What do you mean this bookshop doesn’t sell wine?

Any example of customers being wrong will get you a bonus point.

Last week one of our hosts was returning some bottles & cans, and whoever was using the machine last had left their voucher in the machine.

That small win felt better than $19.30.

We’re sure you’ve had your own little victories, and this week we want to hear about them.

Every traffic light turned green at the perfect time. I didn’t touch the brakes once.

I found $20 in the pocket of a pair of pants I hadn’t worn in six months. FREE MONEY!

There was a single curly fry mixed in with my regular fries.

Someone cut in front of me in the line… then a bird shit on their head.

Any tiny win will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We recently discovered that the Korean equivalent of “looking for a needle in a haystack” is “looking for a Mr Kim in Seoul”.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with an alternative expression to “a needle in a haystack”.

Finding a Skittle in a bag of M&Ms

Finding a good argument in a comment thread

Finding a single piece of hay in a stack of needles

Any alternative to “a needle in a haystack” will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We are having fun with hypotheticals this week.

For no particular reason, for your team name this week, we want you to explain away unfortunate events in a way that is completely self-serving.

We would have come in first if you didn’t ask those questions we didn’t know.

They only won because of all the goals they scored.

I only lost because they counted the votes.

Any irrelevant explanation for how things didn’t go your way will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We recently discovered the anti-joke cat.

A whole Twitter feed full of set ups for jokes with punch lines that are distinctly anti-climactic.

For your team name this week, we want you to tell us an anti-joke.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing lightbulbs is easy and your sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

What do you call a dog with no eyes? A dog. The lack of eyes doesn’t change the species.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

Why don’t vampires like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Any set up to a joke with a punchline that goes nowhere will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

If you’re playing iQ Trivia, you probably been around drunk people.

This week, your team name should be something you can say to both a drunk person and a toddler.

Don’t put that in your mouth.

Why are you so sticky?

Where did you get that bottle?

Are you going to be sick in my car?

No, you can’t pee in the street.

Anything that works for both a drunk friend and a toddler will get you a point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s the week of Halloween, it’s 2020, and we’re want you to provide a public service with your team name.

Tell us what is a bad idea for a costume this year.

Zombie Chadwick Boseman… in blackface

ICU patient

Anything without a mask.

Any halloween costume that would be a bad idea this year will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Do you know what an aptronym is?

It’s a name perfectly suited to a person’s occupation.

This week we want your team name to be perfect for someone’s job.

Any name that leads perfectly to an occupation will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.