So Kanye West is running for President.

And if 2020 has taught us anything, it’s that any bizarre & unlikely event that could happen, WILL happen.

Which means this week, your team names should be speculating about what will happen when Kanye inevitably becomes President.

Kylie Jenner is named Secretary of the Treasury.

He releases the cure for COVID that he’s had all along.

Taylor Swift runs up during the inauguration and is sworn in instead.

Any wild speculations about what Kanye’s presidency would look like will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So borders are closing again. If you’re in Victoria, you might have a hard time leaving unless you can prove you’re from somewhere else.

And official documentation can only tell authorities so much. It’s only a matter of time before they start asking for supplementary proof that people live where they say they live.

So for your team name this week, tell us how you would prove you’re from where you say you’re from.

Sydney – I’ll still be paying off my mortgage ten years after I die.

Queensland – I can’t go more than five minutes without talking about the Maroons.

Canberra – My job is completely insulated from everything that happens in the outside world.

Any way you can quickly prove where you’re from without documentation will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we had a team make a minor spelling mistake when they meant to say “vendetta”.

Yes, one letter can be a big deal.

And with your team name this week we want you to prove that.

Matt Demon

Schindler’s Fist

Fap Music

Dude There’s My Car

Public Enema

Any minor spelling mistake that makes a big difference will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we are going obscure.

With your team name, we want to know something that nobody is doing right now.

Expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Having a beer at the bottom of the Marianas trench.

Swimming in lava.

Simultaneously petting a penguin and a polar bear.

Watching the smart phone video of last years New Year’s Eve fireworks again.

Dying of smallpox.

Anything that nobody is doing will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Back in a simpler time, before the lockdown, we asked you to make your team name a description of how you won the genetic lottery.

Well we are finally getting around to flipping that around.

This week use your team name to tell us how you lost the genetic lottery.

I sweat more than should be humanly possible.

My feet are comically oversized.

Mum has perfect teeth. Dad has perfect eyesight. I had to wear braces & glasses by the age of four.

I’m allergic to everything.

My dad is 30 years older than me, and has more hair than I do.

Any genetic complaints will get you a bonus point. Finally you can make your flaws work in your favour!

Have an interesting week.

We saw this photo doing the rounds on social media last week.

And it got us thinking how much difference a missing letter can make.

So for your team name this week, we want you to show how much a missing letter matters.

The Rave by Edgar Allen Poe

Baby Hanging Table

I’m going to buy a pair of athletic hoes

Joan of Arc is my favourite heroin

Anything where a missing letter makes a big difference will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve heard people brag.

With your team name this week, tell us the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard someone brag about.

How drunk they got last night

Not voting

Being an Aries

I don’t care about Game of Thrones, therefore I am a higher order of life

How little sleep they get

Anything that’s an odd thing to brag about will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The country has been set on fire.

Kobe died.

We got hit with Coronavirus.

The stock market tanked.

We’ve spent two months inside.

2020 has been an unpredictable year.

So it’s time for your team names to make predictions about what will happen next.

Zombie outbreaks following vaccine tests

UFOs are real

Turns out Australia sits on top of a massive underground volcano

The wilder and more unsubstantiated the better.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve been hearing a lot about what you’ve been thinking lately.

With your team name this week, we want to know what inanimate objects in your life are thinking.

Fridge: Can I get 10 minutes to myself without being opened?

Facemask: Nope. You’re wearing me wrong.

Hairclippers: No. Stop. You don’t know what you’re doing.

Car: Hello? Is anyone there?

The inner thoughts of any inanimate object will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.