You may have said “if I had a dollar” at some point when talking about how often things happen.

This week we want you to incorporate that phrase into your team name.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I have OCD, I would have $1,392.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you… I’d start thinking of you.

If Donald Trump had a dollar for every time he said something stupid… oh wait, he does.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me immature, I’d build an extension on my bouncy castle house.

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted… oh look, a puppy!

Anything like the above will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we were dealing with things that make no sense.

This week we are dealing with inconsequential things that make you angrier than they should.

If your team name is something that makes you angry, you will get a bonus point.

People who leave big gaps in a line.

When people walk slow three abreast and block the pavement.

Forgetting to have your money ready at the cash register.

When people use apostrophe’s to make something plural.

Anything that is petty and meaningless that enrages you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

From time to time we all do things that don’t make much sense.

This week we want you to use this fact in your team name.

If your team name is something that you do that makes no logical sense, you will get a bonus point.

Saying “heads up” when someone should duck.

Pressing harder on the remote control buttons when the batteries are low.

Buying items you don’t need so it doesn’t look like you came in for just one thing.

Asking “how are you” on the phone and saying “that’s good” regardless of their response.

Realising you’re going the wrong way, and looking at your phone so you have an excuse to turn around.

Anything like the above will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The Rock.

The Undertaker.

Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Wrestlers are renowned for having names designed to intimidate the opposition.

This week we want you to come up with a wrestler’s name that would fail to intimidate anyone.

Sergeant Showgirl

The Incredible Sulk

Captain Chemotherapy

Andre the Giant Taylor Swift Fan

If your team is a wrestler’s name that isn’t likely to scare anyone, you’ll get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s important to tell the truth.

But it can be fun to be deliberately misleading.

For your team name this week, we want you to tell us something that is technically true, but wildly misleading.

I am undefeated in heavyweight boxing.

I have an above average number of hands.

Almost all car accidents are caused by drivers who have a license.

Bill Gates and I have a combined net worth of over $10 billion.

I was once the youngest person on earth.

Anything like the above examples will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently someone asked one of our hosts what they did for a living.

The answer… “I start arguments in bars.”

This week we want you to explain your job… badly.

Bartender: I give people mild poisons.

IT: I help people turn it off and turn it on again.

Waiter: I put dead animal parts on a plate and bring them to strangers.

Surgeon: I cut people open and take out bits they don’t need.

If your team name is a bad description of your job you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.