Hollywood likes to make prequels.
This week we want you to suggest a prequel to an existing film.
The Shawshank Construction
Cambrian Park
Enlisting as Private Ryan
Indiana Jones and the Doctoral Dissertation
Any team name that is a possible prequel will get a bonus point.
Valentine’s Day is this week. Some people like it, some people don’t, some people think it’s a rubbish made up holiday.
This week, for your team name, we want you to come up with alternative Valentine’s Day poetry. We will even get you started.
“Roses are Red…”
You can do the rest.
Anything that finishes the poem will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we are looking at film descriptions.
Specifically, we want your team name to badly explain a film plot.
Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm Syndrome Works
Harry Potter: Noseless Adult has an Unhealthy Obsession with a Teenage Boy
Lord of the Rings: Nine Hours of Walking to Return Jewellery
Star Wars: Whiny Farmboy Becomes a Terrorist
Anything that badly describes a film plot will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
If you’ve been online over the past couple of weeks you’ve probably hear the term “Alternative Facts.”
This week, for your team name, we want you to come up with some alternative facts of your own.
The Wallabies are undefeated in the Rugby World Cup.
Chocolate is a vegetable.
The Titanic arrived safely.
The Sun goes around the Earth.
Tonight’s Trivia Attendance: 3 million.
2+2=5.
Any team name that makes a mockery of elitist ideas like “objective reality” or “knowing what the hell you’re talking about” will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Donald Trump is about to become president.
And over the next four years, you can be pretty confident he will insult a lot of people.
This week you will get a bonus point if your team name is how Donald Trump would insult you.
There are plenty of examples to give you ideas here and here.
Whether you are crooked, a big mistake, a lightweight bimbo, or an overrated clown who really bombed, making your team name a Trumpesque insult will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we are having fun with movie titles for your team names.
Specifically, we want you to add the letters “ing” to the title of an existing film to make a new film, and tell us what it’s about now.
Kindergarten Coping – It WAS a tumour
Das Booting – A German man starts up his computer
Dude, Where’s my Caring – A stoned man wakes up to find he REALLY doesn’t care about anything anymore
Schindler’s Listing – In war torn Europe, Oskar chooses to rent out his spare room on Airbnb
Full Metal Jacketing – Two Marines go clothes shopping
Speeding – Keanu drives too fast and his license is suspended
The Fellowship of the Ringing – A support group for sufferers of tinnitus
The Fasting and the Furious – This time Gandhi is SERIOUSLY pissed off
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoning – Two hours of an old man trying to get his shirt on
Ironing Man – Tony Stark gives up the life of a wealthy superhero to becomes a house husband
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stoning – Harry goes back in time and is killed for being a wizard
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging – The same film, but now it’s porn
Anything like the above will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week
It’s a new year, and plenty of you might be making resolutions.
This week we want you to make your team name into a resolution, but we want you to be honest.
If your team name is an honest New Year’s resolution, you will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
A lot of places are on holiday this week, but some of our venues are still staging their shows as usual.
So as long as you’re in a holiday mood, you can come up with a holiday themed team name.
This week if your team name is a holiday that doesn’t exist that you think needs to exist, you will get a bonus point.
Hangover Day
Singles Day
Binge Watching Day
Scotchtoberfest
Anything you think would make a good holiday will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
The new Star Wars film will be released shortly, but not everyone is happy about it.
A number of people are calling for a boycott of Star Wars because they believe it to be anti-Trump propaganda.
Of course, if the Star Wars franchise is a dig at Trump and his supporters, surely other films are too.
So this week we want you to use your team name to suggest other films Trump supporters should boycott.
Boycott Indiana Jones: It’s left wing propaganda.
Boycott The Sound of Music: Crooked Maria should have been in jail.
Boycott ET: He was an illegal alien.
Boycott The Lion King: Scar was a great leader.
Boycott Harry Potter: Voldemort was ridding the magic world of immigrants.
Boycott Lord of the Rings: Make Mordor Great Again.
Anything like the above examples will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Fidel Castro died recently, and there were a variety of reactions.
One world leader who copped quite a bit of flak over his statement on the occasion was Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
“Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.”
Having glossed over Castro’s history of imprisoning or murdering people who didn’t see things his way, the #trudeaueulogies hashtag was born.
For your team name this week, we want you to come up with your own Trudeauesque eulogy.
Anything that glosses over the faults of someone who has passed will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.