So Trump & Musk are at each other’s throats. Who could have seen that coming? (Aside from, you know, EVERYONE.)
And for your team names this week, we want you to make suggestions for a breakup playlist they can listen to.
Thank u, next
Since u been gone
Somebody that I used to know
We are never ever ever getting back together
Don’t speak
Send in the clowns
Any petty or vindictive songs or song lyrics to get Trump & Musk through this split will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Generally we’re not too harsh with spelling at iQ Trivia.
And this week we’re going to have to be even more relaxed, because your team names are going to be ridiculously simple or embarrassing spelling mistakes.
Bimbo Baggins
An amoeba is a single celled orgasm
Tiny Stark
There’s nothong to worry about
Kinky cut chips
Sorry for the incontinence
Make your team name your worst spelling mistake and we will give you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we’re taking note of things that are only true in movies.
Make your team name something that happens in movies but never in real life for a bonus point.
If you wake up in hospital, you can just pull the IV and monitors out
Women investigating strange noises at night should do so in their underwear
One match will produce enough light to illuminate Yankee Stadium
Anyone speaking in a posh British accent is the villain
Lipstick never rubs off
Detectives can only solve a case after they’ve been suspended
If you need to blend into a crowd, there will always be a parade passing by
Any things that only happen in movies will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we’re dealing with super heroes.
For your team name, think of your favourite super hero and misinterpret them.
Batman is really into cricket
The Flash has been arrested for indecent exposure
The Invisible Woman is sick of Kevin from accounts getting credit for her ideas
Spider-man is a man literally made out of spiders
Aquaman just really likes the song Barbie Girl
Catwoman is Taylor Swift in a few more years
Any misinterpreted super heroes will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
For your team name this week we want you to think of a game.
And we want you to ruin it.
Mario Kart with realistic physics
Chess but all the pieces are Kings
Get arrested in Grand Theft Auto and you can’t play again for 20 years
Poker but all the cards are transparent
Blackjack with only face cards
Any ruined games will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
The Cardinals are meeting in the Vatican to choose a new Pope.
And there’s a lot of speculation about who is going to take over the spiritual guidance of over a billion Catholics.
For your team name this week, we want to know who you think WON’T be chosen as Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ, and Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church.
Literally any woman
Ralph Fiennes from Conclave
Katy Perry, not even for 11 minutes
Elon Musk
That annoying guy who keeps asking questions in bars
Anyone who definitely won’t be elected Pope will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
We’ve all seen the cringeworthy Katy Perry story about her putting the ass in astronaut.
With your team name this week, we want you to claim expertise or status on similarly dubious grounds.
I’ve seen ER, so I can totally perform a tracheotomy.
I’m a frequent flier, so I should be landing the plane.
Playing backyard cricket qualifies me for the Ashes.
Duolingo made me fluent in Japanese.
Any dubious claims of expertise will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Last week we took movies and calmed them down.
This week we’re doing the opposite. Take a movie and give it stress.
100 Things I Hate About You
Ocean’s Eleven Years in Prison
The Parent Trap but it’s a bear trap from Saw
Ferris Bueller’s Day Of Trauma
Home Alone with competant criminals
Loathe Actually
Any stressed movies will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
A lot of movies are stressful.
This week we want you to take a movie and calm it down.
300 Spartans Take a Leisurely Stroll
Beauty and the Bloke
The Dark Knight Rests
Mild Girls
12 Relaxed Men
A Solid 8 Hours of Sleep in Seattle
Any relaxed movies will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Stereotypes can be harmful.
But this week you’re going to be basing your team names on them.
We want you to make up a stereotype. Dara O’Briain is full of ideas on this.
Malaysians are extremely clean
Peruvians are good at chess
Latvians are afraid of cats
Iraqis are obsessed with skiing
Senegalese people have no sense of personal space
Now look, you can be hurtful with this, but it will be a lot more fun for everyone involved if you’re not. We’re looking for stereotypes that aren’t harmful and aren’t remotely based in truth.
Have an interesting week.