Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

When you win on your own, you don’t have to share your jackpot winnings with anyone.

TEAM NAMES

You really enjoyed fish themed team names.

Prince Herring & Megan Mackerel

Piranha Nicole Smith

Salmon Rushdie

Anthony Abalone

Anchovio Banderas

Dolphin Lundgren

Dwayne “The Rock” Lobster

Kim Carpdashian

Pike Myers

Pike Milligan

Pikell Jackson

Jon Bon Jellyfish

Smelt Gibson

Carpara Streisand

OJ Shrimpson

James Codon

Michael Schumackerel

Yo Yo Mahi Mahi

Michael Flathead

Leigh Scales

Finding Leonard Nemo

Fishtina Aqualera

Sturgennifer Aniston

Robert DeNemo

Stingray Romano

Stingray Martin

Stingray Charles

Nikkoi Minaj

Ringo Starfish

Anchovy Hopkins

Leonardo Carpdaprio

Angler Merkel

Cod Stewart

Jessica Albacore

Sushi Baron Cohen

Sasha Barramundi Cohen

Fillet Sea-mour Hoff-mantaray

Samuel Eel Jackson

Snow Whitefish and the Seven Dwarfs – Dory, Seelpy, Guppy, Bashfilet, Sneezahorse, Mahi Happi, and Cod

TriviArt

Amazing Potato

Succulent Clownfish

Winning Copper

Grover Slay

Flamboyant Cake

Sinking Origami

Feisty Scooter

Crucified Guitar

Slow Rat

Easter Burlesque Plant

Easter Dragon

Avocado Kitty

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Periodic table elements beginning with S? How about Sunshine?

How many time zones does India have? You’ll have to be more specific than “heaps”. (Especially when it’s only one.)

When we announced the answer to a question was an Adam Sandler film, one player loudly declared “OH DAMN IT!” Which, to be fair, is usually a fair reaction to an Adam Sandler film.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Maybe they were lucky, maybe they were smart. But answering a question on Edward Scissorhands won them a jackpot.

Nine teams got it wrong, and one got it right. Result… $171.

Lucky guess or not, knowing about basketball paid off.

Who knows about Israeli Prime Ministers? They did.

TEAM NAMES

Horsey celebrities? You came through.

Glue Jackman

Foalip Seymare Hoofman

Whinnie Houston

Bonnie and Clydesdale

Harold Colt

Edgar Allen Pony

Princess Mare-y

Hermioneigh

Herbert Hoofer

Pony Soprano

Neighmar

Jurgen Klipp Klopp

Ted Brumbie

Dustin Hoofman

Kan-neigh West

Gwyneth Paltromino

William H Macy-Biscuit

Phillip K. Horse Dick

Sylvester Stallion

David Hasslehoof

Hugh Hoofner

Whipney Houston

Whippy Goldberg

Pony Collette in Mareial’s Wedding

Pony Hawk

Beyonceneigh

Megan Thee Stallion

Leonardo Phar Laprico

Sarah Jessica Parker

TriviArt

Frozen Frog

Elmo Pain

Girthy Cat

A Day At The Races

Capybara Doppelganger

Brilliant Surfboard

Stiff Disney

Prestigious Placebo

Monster Accountant

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team perfectly calculated a hypothetical BMI in a jackpot round, and then wrote the digits in the wrong order.

Another team got two correct answers, but came up short because they were one letter off on one of them.

The reggae band Magic was described as “that one hit wonder that played the song about marrying her anyway”.

One of our hosts was gifted a bottle of wine for getting married.

Instead of Jon Lovitz, we got an answer of “the fat Jewish guy from Rat Race”, which is definitely not wrong.

We asked about adjectives in song titles, and one team came up with You’re Making Me Horny, Don’t Worry Be Horny, and Drop It Like It’s Horny.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They didn’t actually win this much cash. But they’ll claim they did.

Knowing about Inspector Rex paid off.

TEAM NAMES

You came up with a lot of feline celebrities.

Feline Dion

Leonardi DiCatprio

Purrdro Pawscal

Bentio Meowsolini

Anne Cattaway

Catty Freeman

Bengaldict Catnippatch

Benedict Cumberscratch

Bendicat Tummyscratch

Catty Purry

Catnip Everdeen

George Catstanza

Elle McPurrson

Catye West

Gwyneth Pawltrow

Eddie Purrphy

Chairman Meow

Pussy Elliot

Cat the Bounty Hunter

Calicoco Chanel

Catrick Star

Cat Blanchett

Puma Thurman

Scratching Post Malone

TriviArt

Runny Gluten Free Bread

Ugly Bulbasaur

Samsung Foam

Eric Catman

Slimy Hope

Blue Cow

Erotic Hammer

Mighty Salmon

Loquacious Cheshire

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We had to remind one player that when she sings the answer to a music question, other people can hear her. Then we had to remind her two more times.

On the other hand, another team asked us to sing a national anthem.

When we played a 90s band, one player said “I have no idea, so let’s just say Oasis.” Naturally, it was Oasis.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They were able to answer all three of our jackpot questions.

This good boy may have helped his team win some cash.

TEAM NAMES

You came up with a lot of canine celebrities.

Elon Husky

Benedict Cumberb*tch

Spaniel Radcliffe

Kim Kardachshund

Al Poochino

Jack Russell Crowe

Brad Pitbull

Saint Bernard Fanning

Woofie Goldberg

Colin Furrell

Muttley Crew

Taylor Snifft

Chew Heffner

Sandra Bulldog

Dane the Dog Johnson

Pablo Escobark

Donald Tramp

Mutt Damon

Henry Cavillier

The Barkstreet Boys

Dingo Starr

Megan Barkle

Bark Wahlberg

Bark Ruffalo

Fido Dogstoyevsky

Kelpie Clarkson

Kelpie Grammar

Bob Marley & Me

Justin Retriever

Ben Arfleck

Samoyed L Jackson

Spaniel L Jackson

Mao Zedog

TriviArt

Bogan Chippie

Smooth Gold

Potato Puppet

Pizza Piste

Sauna Leprechaun

Sloppy AUKUS

Unicorn Pug

Devious Manly Fan

Papal Poodle

INTERESTING MOMENTS

The last place subject at one quiz was about the bistro menu, so we asked a question about one of the bar staff and their favourite dish. Everyone fell for a red herring & stereotyped Jana as having “very strong vegan vibes” even though her favourite dish was the chicken pesto pasta.

A player from Brisbane forgot that Brisbane was a state capital.

We asked about highways in Hawaii… and there was a family on holiday from Hawaii right there who knew the answer.

When we asked a question about a regular monthly event that didn’t happen in three specific months, one team answered with “my period”. Which we can’t disprove, and we really didn’t want to argue about.

A Taylor Swift song was criticised for being “too old”.

Bulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine song was guessed as a Spice Girls song.

And speaking of Spice Girls, the jackpot didn’t go off on a question about how old Sporty Spice was. We had guesses that ranged from almost 4, to 89. Some of you really can’t do math under pressure.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing the periodic table paid off to the tune of $214.

TEAM NAMES

What gendered activities should other genders take on?

Men need therapy

More men should drink fruity cocktails

Kill your own damn spiders

Have real pockets

Be Prime Minister without being asked why you’re childless

Ask for directions

Lay off the Snapchat filters

Pee standing up

Pee sitting down

Hit the damn bowl when you pee

More female predator drone pirates

Equal pay

Cutting the grass

Fake orgasms

Sandwich makers

Shut up

Menstruation

Pick up the cheque

Go to the pub and drink beer

Brazilian butt lifts

Wipe after pissing

Clean the bathroom daily

Women in three piece suits

Wear skirts more often

Womansplaining

Ironing

The dishes

More women trivia captains

TriviArt

Musical Iceman

Sexy Gladwrap

Sinister Plumber

Viking Panda

Lesbian Lobster

Holy Wall

Cyber Donkey

Snowman Award

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We had one team in the bonus round bid 15 straight off the bat, and managed to name 10 countries.

Another bid 10, and then was saddened to find out the subject was field hockey, telling us afterwards that he had no idea what field hockey was.

And one team won on their first try against a room full of veterans.  It can happen.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing who created Pinocchio paid off.

TEAM NAMES

What’s the first rule of Trivia Club?

Tell everyone about trivia

Book early

Go with your gut instinct

Don’t yell out the answer

Shut the hell up

Get your bonus round guess in late and go one higher

Don’t be sh!t

Drink your winnings

It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether you beat your trivia nemesis

If you use your phone make sure nobody sees

Always take the beer voucher

Don’t admit you hacked the bluetooth

Always have Spongebob in your team name

TriviArt must be pornographic

Always draw something sexual especially if kids are present

Bribe the host

Always use a stolen pen

Disputes are settled with a thumb war

Don’t let Kev talk you out of the right answers (but they did)

Whoever is holding the pen is right

Sam is always right

Draw a map to prove your point

Bring a brain

Think of a team name at the last possible second

Get there in time for happy hour

Eat, drink, and be merry

Never play sober

Dumb answers are better than no answers

Tank so you come 7^th

Always gamble 5, buy your round, put a dollar in the jackpot, and call Bill a c*nt. Rules 2 through 476… see Rule 1.

Never gamble five

Always gamble five

Don’t cheat

TriviArt

Dry Fingers

Treacherous Alan Rickman

Flamboyant Plant

Boston Pumpkin

Ineffable Bar

Rubik’s Pyramid

Bamboozled Chandelier

Mushy Dutch Cricket

Feet Sausages

Betrothed Muppets

Cold Cat

INTERESTING MOMENTS

To settle their view on our dilemma question, one player committed to holding an egg in his hand all day on Sunday. We will let you know if he made it the whole day.

Someone tried to game theory the dilemma question, assuming that everyone else would take a deal where they always find $20 when they reach in their pocket, but it’s been taken from someone who needs it. Every other team voted no, and they screwed themselves out of a point.

Someone questioned our math, and half way through explaining it, realised that he was wrong. And admitted as much in front of everyone. Well played!

Just a reminder, when we mention Hitler, even when just reading out an answer, you really don’t need to cheer.

It was remarked that one player who won the bonus round this week really knew a lot about 19 year old girls.

One player thought the six million dollar man was Steve BANNON. No! Very much no!

And one team had to leave early but left us some iQ Trivia cranes.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Thursday was a good night for jackpots.

TEAM NAMES

It’s easy to mistake artists & bands.

Back to Black by Michael Jackson

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas by Michael Jackson

Kids by Michael Jackson

Sweet Child of Mine by R. Kelly

Girl You’ll be a Woman Soon by Gary Glitter

Flowers by Liam Hemsworth

Amazing Grace by Lil Nas X

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick and Morty

99 Luftballoons by Led Zeppelin

Buddy Holly by Buddy Holly

F*ck the Police by The Police

Yeah Yeah Yeah by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I’m Too Sexy by The Righteous Brothers

I’m Too Sexy by Pavarotti

Beat It by Chris Brown

Smack My Bitch Up by Chris Brown

Hit Me Baby One More Time by Chris Brown

Don’t Worry Be Happy by Spongebob

West Side Story music by Leonard Cohen

Bad Romance by Yoko Ono

Imagine by Marilyn Manson

Toxic by Adam Levine

WAP by Hillsong

WAP by Julie Andrews

TriviArt

Saucy Pork

Mike Tyson’s Wedding

Burmese Rabbit

Fugly Kumquat

Cheers Big Ears

Tired Rainforest

Tall Rusty Beatle

Gary Sandwich

Cantankerous Snowman

Orangutan Slasher

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked for the distance of something “as the crow flies”, someone asked us to clarify if they crow was drunk.

Hank & Bobby Hill were described as “the equivalent of Homer & Bart from King of the Hill.” Which is certainly not wrong.

A group of visiting Canadians managed to get a gambler’s question about cricket… and forgot to gamble anything.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Knowing about Chairman Mao really paid off.

TEAM NAMES

There are a lot of romcom tropes that don’t hold up in the real world.

Flopping your stupid Hugh Grant fringe around

Chasing your girlfriend through airport security post 9-11

Geeks don’t get cheerleaders

Glasses make you unattractive

Manic Pixie Dreamgirls (it’s just bipolar)

50 Creepy Dates

Trying to date someone with amnesia should be a crime

Tricking someone who has lost their memory

Public Makeups

Don’t stare across the bar. It’s creepy

Pursue her until she says yes

Stalking sweethearts

Catfishing isn’t cool

Surprise kisses

Throwing pebbles at windows

Your serenades are embarrassing

Serenading someone outside their window will just cause a noise complaint

Singing outside your window with a boombox

Pump the brakes John Cusack

Using title cards to try to shag your friend’s wife

Black people exist in real life

Kissing in the rain is just wet on the outside and the inside

Kissing in the rain leads to hypothermia

An engagement ring in champagne ruins both

Everything in Love Actually

TriviArt

Androgynous Pickle

Broken Heart

Clueless Affair

Sloppy Moat

Cupid Has Bad Aim

Cubist Pride

Fluffy Glasses

Overworked Peppercorn

Slippery iPad

Romantic Fish

INTERESTING MOMENTS

There was definitely some collusion at work on a dilemma question when the whole room seemed to agree that having no internet for a year was better than never being able to take an airplane again.

When you can’t think of any NFL teams, you make some up. Like the Orlando Octopi, the Wyoming Widowers, the New York Nancies, or the Boston Buttholes.

Who held the NBA scoring record before Lebron James? “That really tall guy named Jafar”.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They keep winning their own money back.

Knowing about Californication actors paid off.

Getting an anagram about Carrie Bradshaw won them enough money to make a happy face with it.

TEAM NAMES

How to de-pluralise a film?

Monopussy

Indiana Jone

Ocean 1

A single dalmatian

The Avenger: One War

Just Me because Marley died at the end

A thing at a place at one time

The Taking of Pelham 1

Inglourious Basterd

The man who stared at a goat once

Spongebob Squrepant

The Addam Family

Cat

Car

A plane, a train, and an automobile

A single person likes it hot

A single good fella

Fish of Rock

1 (not 300)

Meet an individual Focker

No Country for Old Man

Snow White and a Dwarf

Risky Ferret

Happy Foot

1 Fast 1 Furious

Harry Potter and the Chamber of One Secret

The Lord of the Ring

One Shade of Grey

One Angry Man

Lion and Prejudice

TriviArt

Surreptitious Pergola

Frivolous Cappuccino

Large Crackling

Iconic Randy Dribble

Sweaty Ferris Wheel

Punch Drunk

Voluptuous Uncle

Cloud Poop Tree

Velociraptor Moustache

Psychedelic Clownfish

Political Pachyderm

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One of our gambler’s questions was decided because a critical mass of teams assumed every team would take the money under any circumstances, no matter how ridiculous. It was a moment of pure game theory.

A question on the Mona Lisa’s hands had literally every team doing a Mona Lisa impression.

What war was the film War Horse set in? Star Wars. You remember all those horses in space, don’t you?

How far is the closest black hole to us? Penrith, apparently.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

It was only $26 but a win is a win.

TEAM NAMES

What are the characters in your favourite songs doing now?

Stacy’s Mom is serving a sentence for sexually assaulting a minor

Stacy’s Mom has an Only Fans

Stacy’s Mom is now experiencing a geriatric pregnancy

Stacy’s Mom is still a MILF

Stacy’s Mom binge watches Netflix

I finally banged Stacy’s Mom

Jenny got an unlisted number

Benny & the Jets are excited for their first day at SpaceX

Uptown Funk is now giving it to you

Ms Jackson still rejects your apology

Mack the Knife became a surgeon

Roxanne is installing LED lights

Sweet Caroline is not so sweet

Mr Roboto got an AI upgrade and is taking over the world

Madonna is NOT a virgin

Hotel California is closed for renovations

Billie Jean ghosted me

Billie Jean is hunting for a baby daddy

The Girl from Ipanema is now announcing floors in lifts

Dancing Queen is a double amputee

Major Tom is debunking moon landing conspiracy theories

Eleanor Rigby had a big funeral but didn’t invite the Beatles

Eleanor Rigby has taken on a new job as head of Cuban intelligence after faking her death and defecting to the Soviets.

Tiny Dancer was crushed underfoot

Baby Shark filed a lawsuit to end their conservatorship

Annie is not ok

Gina quit the diner and is now working on the docks after Tommy was crushed by a shipping container

TriviArt

Sleepy Toilet

Sonorous Vents

Dog Surfing

Alligator Smith

Trainwreck Television

Sustainable Dodo

Christmas Hanger

Endangered Mel

Mafia Star

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked about the number of holes on belts, someone on every team removed their belt. Yes, we effectively invented strip trivia.

One player’s initial guess on a language question was shot down as ridiculous by his teammates, before several hints led them back towards the fact that he had been right all along. Smugness ensued.

When we played a song by the Cranberries, one team answered that it was titled “the one that isn’t Zombie.”

A question on actors in Home Alone resulted in answers of Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci… and “the other guy”.

See you next week.