Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
Winning a jackpot on your birthday is even more of a win than usual.
TEAM NAMES
What if there were no women in the world for a year?
Everyone would die
Femboys become the dominant lifeform
Have you read Lord of the Flies? Basically that
Still the same number of CEOs
No reality shows on TV. HALLELUJAH!
Free from the Kardashian sisters for a year
Divorce rates would plummet
The gender pay gap would be solved
Japanese body pillows
A lot less whisky, a lot more gin
Piled up laundry
Dirty bed sheets
Safer roads
Nothing would be found
Golf club sales surge
No leftovers
McDonald’s shares skyrocket
Paper plates
Dishes everywhere
Peace and quiet
Bechdel who?
Upright toilet seats everywhere
Worst Best brothels ever
The rise of the gays
Fewer men in the closet
We achieved gender equality
Blue balls
Sex dolls
Tinder collapses, Grindr explodes
Lots of strong right arms
The fappening
Pornhub servers would crash
TriviArt
Green Dog
Bended Knee
Children’s Story Reader
Irrelevant Hovercraft
Excited Chicken
Pineapple Puppet
Slimy Barrel
Spicy Dwarves
INTERESTING MOMENTS
As soon as we asked people to name gold producing countries, we heard a voice from the back of the room asking “why?” Why? Well, asking questions is kind of what trivia is about, and you chose to come here. (At any rate, they wound up winning on their first try.)
One team found out why you should bring your kids to trivia, when their daughter immediately recognised Old Town Road by Lil Nas X when they had no idea.
Where do Vikings go when they die? Odin’s pool room apparently.
When we asked about four letter words said by trap shooters when they’re ready for a target, we got guesses of c*nt and f*ck. Which would certainly change the atmosphere at the shooting range.
And one player who bid 14 in the bonus round not only got zero, he said nothing and sat right back down when he realised he couldn’t name a single NRL player. It was one of the greatest moments of hubris we have ever seen.
See you next week.