Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

How much does a missing letter matter? This much.

The Princess Ride

12 Years A Slav

Elf Storage Units For Hire

Mad in the USA

Sydney Opera Hose

Pandora’s Ox

Hiring people for afternoon shits

The Win Shop

I love beef. My favourite one is Anus.

The Rapes of Wrath

Star Wars: A New Hoe

Penny Farting

It’s a wonderful lie

Rimming the Hedge

Tar Wars

Bok Depository

Even a broken cock is right twice a day

Rub Princess

The Rice is right

Lady Gag

We love cockpots

The Cunt of Monte Cristo

Three Wise Moneys

Finding Emo

Here’s Wally

Payless hoes

TriviArt

Nihilistic Electrical Socket

Tokyo Dilemma

Swedish Code

Depressed Spartan

Feline Signature

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked about actors in a clip we played of Moana, one player identified Alan Tudyk as the rooster.  We listened again, and sure enough you could hear him making rooster noises.  And that sufficiently obscure to warrant a bonus point.

If you’re a veteran player you probably know that on a bonus question, you get only one guess if the answer is a number. One player guessed twice, and we were all set to add one to their total when it was brought to our attention that their winning guess was their second guess.

Things said in our Challenge Quiz: “I forgot six was a number.”

The sequel to 300 was 301.

A Belgian got a question on Belgian beer wrong.

One of our hosts was mistaken for Jason Statham.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

Stupid things to brag about? You came through.

My ex said I was high maintenance

Getting so drunk they don’t remember the party they went to last night, but it was still “the most awesome night of their life”

I got so drunk I lost a shoe and shat myself

I waterboarded myself and I’m fine

Most Knee Surgeries

Being Vegan

Bragging about how far you can spit

I’ve never choked a man to death for using a counterfeit $20 note

Vomit Free Since 1993

I can sing the alphabet song backwards

My Mum Came While Giving Birth To Me

I queued for 3 days to get an iphone

I once ate 48 nugs in one sitting

Ate 58 nuggets in 5 minutes to win an eating competition

I can eat 200 chicken nuggets in 1 sitting (For the record, some of you should probably have your cholesterol checked.)

My meatballs are better than your meatballs!

I take 3 showers a day

My Terrace in Paddington is 8 Metres Wide

I have a complete set of Saarland coins

Taking a trip on the ruby princess before it was infected

I’ve like never even read a book before’

I voted for Trump

I know more than the Generals

I didn’t know any answers at trivia

Knowing the difference between the flags of bahrain and qatar

How unemployed they are right now

I had sex in a dog park

I know a friend of a friend who slept with Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles


Winning this quiz

I won on monday night by myself

TriviArt

Secret Helicopter

Rusty Marine

Loose Cactus

Flatulent Bruise

Absurd Brain Surgery

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team answered a bonus question with “Eric Banner”, and a split second later someone else answered with “Eric Bana”. And right when we thought we were about to have an argument on our hands, the first respondent admitted “no im wrong, im an idiot”. Take note people. THAT is how to act when you’re wrong. Not whinging about how “it’s close enough and you know what I meant.”

When you google the homework question, you can’t just take the answer Google spits out at you. You may have to actually click on a link instead of reading a list of Vietnamese Provinces and naming the first four without checking to see they are the largest by area.

We listed a bunch of notable people, including Princess Diana and asked what they all had in common. Someone said they all died in “accidents”.

We hosted a corporate show for a company making kitchen appliances, and in the bonus lightning round, we wound up eliminating one team when they failed to identify a freezer as a device paired with a refrigerator that keeps food very cold. Whether someone was fired afterwards, we really can’t say.

And iQ Trivia is back to playing in venues again… sort of. One of our teams this week went back to their local at To All My Friends in Canberra, and played online trivia IN the pub.

We do hope to see more of this, and to get back to live trivia soon.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

Here are your predictions on what the rest of 2020 has in store.

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the lizard people and under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner

We find out what happened to Carole Baskins husband

Our family figures out Zoom

Loki in the shape of a rat enslaves Earth

Elon Musk steals the stars

Antarctica Attacks

Pandas with chainsaws

Giant squid found in Lake Burley Griffin – looks delicious

The Covid-19 vaccine makes everyone allergic to alcohol

The Yetis will come down from the hills and begin their feast

Our lizard overlords will reveal themselves

Rise of the apes

Hostile aliens finally figured out how to use wormholes to get to Earth

Everything Pauline Hanson said would happen, happens

Supreme Leader Trump celebrates the removal of presidential term limits

The Rona kills Trump

Kanye is the running mate of both Trump and Biden

Trump and Putin merge countries

AI advances even further & turns on humanity

Wind turbines speed up the Earth’s rotation so a day only lasts 18 hours

Sea levels will rise and dolphins will take over the world

TriviArt

Cuddly FLOTUS

Unseaworthy Cargo Ship

Voluptuous Calendar

Effervescent Tombstone

Panda Smile

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Can you think of a scientific term beginning with M that causes a change in the nucleotide sequence of DNA? How about Margarita Monday?

On Wednesday, one team managed to get LITERALLY every bonus point available to them. Three bonus questions, the team name, and two on the TriviArt. Impressive.

The Khmer Rouge was apparently led by a guy named Paul Potts.

And we asked a dilemma question about whether you would return $1,000 you found in a hotel room. One team responded by saying they would return all $500.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won this week, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOTS

These guys knew enough about the medal count of the French Olympic team over history to win $149.

These three knew the sixth most spoken language in the EU, and won $98.

And these two teams knew enough Latin to know about centripetal forces, but only one spelled it correctly.

TEAM NAMES

Here are the evil heroes you came up with.

Cinderella – A golddigger with delusions of grandeur

Barack Obama abandoned the American people when they needed him most

Barack Osama

Elon Musk: Killing Australian coal jobs

Lifeguards: Kissing unconscious people

The Tooth Fairy: Starting fights at hockey games

Lassie is a real bitch

Wonder Woman: Knocking off the entire gold bangle range from Lovisa

Cardinal Pell’s Lawyers

Mother Theresa: Sweatshop talent scout

Mother F*cker Theresa

Fred Swallows Foundation

Churchill – Mass murderer or troops

Gandhi: That dickhead who held up traffic

Gandhi: Poster boy for anorexia

Oskar Schindler: The Nazi who rounded up 100s of Jews

The Wiggles: Convincing children to play with hot starches, friends with knives, and dangerous creatures

James Bond: He takes your woman, destroys your town, crashes your cars, and makes terrible puns

And finally… there were those teams that referenced our hosts.

Joe the American who tortures us with inane questions every week.

Bill’s a dick because he never puts the Team Bagpuss team name on This Week in iQ Trivia. (Well you made it this week.)

Canadian interrogates Australians for two hours. (Who ever could THAT be about?)

TRIVIART

Kicking Hand

Running Pilgrim

Magnificent Car

Wild Ragamuffin (or in this case, Wilde Rags a Muffin)

Agnostic Elephant

Deaf Audience (when nobody in the audience suggested anything our annoyed host trolled the audience with this subject, and the audience trolled back.)

INTERESTING ANSWERS

When asked a question about the number of players on an indoor football team, asking if the goalkeeper counts as a player. (Of course they bloody do!)

The team that bought a drink for a Korean patron who wasn’t even playing trivia because we asked a question about Korean animal sounds.

The British team who insisted they be allowed to answer with the British Prime Minister instead of the Australian Prime Minister on a history question… and then getting it wrong anyway.

The team that bet Pi points on the gambler’s question, and wound up winning by 0.14159 points.

And the player who lost a bet on a question, and who apparently now needs to get a tattoo. By next week we will know if they’ve followed through.

See you next week for more iQ Trivia.