You quite likely spend more time interacting with your computer than you do with a lot of people in your life.

For your team name this week we want to know what your computer would say if it could talk.

Stop hitting me! I can’t control the speed of the internet!

OW! That USB drive is upside down! Don’t just push harder!

I think that pirated Game of Thrones folder made me ill.

Searching for new computers? Why don’t you just make me dig my own grave?

Tell us what your computer would say for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.