We deal with facts every week.

But with your team names this week, we don’t want real facts, we want fake facts.

France operates on metric time.  100 minutes per hour, 100 hours per day.

Honey comes from bees, and mustard comes from wasps.

Nobody actually speaks Arabic. It’s just a really elaborate practical joke.

Turtles have gaydar.

Nothing actually true. Any team name based on a fake fact will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.