Valentine’s Day has just passed. And we want to know about Valentine’s Day gifts.

Specifically, we want to know about the least romantic Valentine’s Day gift you can think of.

An enema kit

Earrings… and I don’t have pierced ears

A Shamwow

Chlamydia

A heartfelt letter mistakenly addressed to someone else

Any terrible Valentine’s Day gifts will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.