If you’ve ever bought groceries online, you’ve likely seen them make substitutions.

Sometimes they’re fine, and sometimes they really aren’t.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with unsatisfactory or inappropriate grocery substitutions.

Lemon detergent for lemonade

You need toilet paper, we send you bread

We’re out of oats, so here’s some cat litter

Rubber gloves for condoms

Fishcakes & cheesecake are basically the same thing

Haemorrhoid cream for toothpaste

Any bad substitutions will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.