We are having fun with hypotheticals this week.

For no particular reason, for your team name this week, we want you to explain away unfortunate events in a way that is completely self-serving.

We would have come in first if you didn’t ask those questions we didn’t know.

They only won because of all the goals they scored.

I only lost because they counted the votes.

Any irrelevant explanation for how things didn’t go your way will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.