Santa is coming soon, and if you’ve been bad, he’s is supposed to bring you coal.

Of course, coal is getting more and more un-PC. So Santa is looking for suggestions on what to give naughty kids instead of coal.

Dozens of pieces of Lego superglued to the floor of their room.

Socks that always feel wet.

The empty package of the gift they asked for.

Anything that would be a suitable thing for Santa to bring to naughty children will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.