You may have heard people talk about their love language.

Well this week, inspired by the people at Obvious Plant we want you to make up a love language.

Playing video games while ignoring you

Staring awkwardly at other women

Arguing with your mother when it’s not worth it

Getting drunk and calling you at 3am

Passive agressively cleaning while you’re on a zoom call

Any made up love languages will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.