You’ve probably heard that Facebook is getting rid of fact checkers.

Well, now that nothing is going to be checked, we want you to use your team name to come up with some news about Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg: I killed Epstein and I’m currently killing Diddy

Mark Zuckerberg admits he’s always been an alien wearing a human suit

Toilet paper is overrated. In the Zuckerberg house we use our hands

Zuckerberg has explosive diarrhoea at Engadine Maccas

Hitler was really on to something says Zuckerberg

Any stories about Mark Zuckerberg that need not be remotely true will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.