We’re continuing with team name themes based on bad advice.
This week it’s bad career advice.

Call in sick and then go the same place your boss goes for lunch
Offer to work for free so they know you’re serious
If you didn’t graduate at the top of your class in high school nobody is ever going to hire you
Follow your passion and ditch your steady job that pays the mortgage to make pottery
Seven years of studying the novels of Proust isn’t enough. Do a PhD and then you’ll have it made
Any bad career advice will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.