It’s Australia Day at the end of this week, and we’re about to be flooded with talk of what it is to be Australian.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with something that an Australian would never say.

The cost of living in Australia is entirely reasonable.

Tim Tams are awful.

Crocodile Dundee is basically a documentary.

Anything that you would never hear an Australian say will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.