This week we’re going to fix ad slogans.

Plenty of slogans are inaccurate. Well your team names are going to fix that.

Tinder: Feel lonelier than ever

Red Bull gives you a headache and tastes terrible

The Irish backpaker my dad hired picks the fruit that goes to Cottee’s

Eat Fresh…ish

Tupperware: Throw your leftovers out next week instead

The debt you go into to buy this diamond is forever

Any ad slogans revamped for honesty will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.