After a week of unusual compliments, this week your team names will be unusual insults.

You look like the healthiest patient in a cancer ward

I’ve seen people have seizures with more grace than you dance

You have all the charisma of roast beef

An overboiled piece of celery is sharper than you

I don’t weat my seatbelt when driving here because there’s a higher chance I might die on the way

Make your team name any bizarre insult for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.