The Olympics are on.

So for your team names this week, we want you to make an Olympic event more dangerous.

Relay races with chainsaws as batons

Waterpolo players must wear weight vests

Football is played with an explosive ball

Your javelin throw doesn’t count unless you can also catch it

Replace water stations in the marathon with gin stations

Any wildly ill-advised Olympic events will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.