This week we want you to think of single people you know.

And for your team name, tell us what screams “I’m single”.

Being on a first name basis with the Uber Eats guy

Getting killed with rent because they assume two people are paying it

Never using brunch as a verb

Anything but curtains acting as curtains

Having a pile of clean clothes and dirty clothes on the floor and knowing which is which

My aunt after her third gin & tonic

Anything that is a clear marker of singlehood will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.