People are idiots.

Well not everyone. Some of you enjoy iQ Trivia, but a lot of people are idiots.

As evidence for this proposition, may we present the Coronavirus panic.

People are panic buying toilet paper, venues of ours are seeing it stolen from the stalls, and people are entering Woolies armed with knives.

So we’re making this into our team name theme.

What would be a dumber panic than the 2020 Coronavirus Toilet Paper Panic?

You all laughed at me when I filled my garage with 10,000 tins of chili. Well when there’s a mild breeze you’ll wish you had some.

That rainbow is going to turn my children gay.

Someone sneezed within 5km of my house. Time to burn down the entire suburb!

Any panic more ridiculous that Australia’s toilet paper panic will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.