We recently discovered the anti-joke cat.

A whole Twitter feed full of set ups for jokes with punch lines that are distinctly anti-climactic.

For your team name this week, we want you to tell us an anti-joke.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing lightbulbs is easy and your sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

What do you call a dog with no eyes? A dog. The lack of eyes doesn’t change the species.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

Why don’t vampires like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Any set up to a joke with a punchline that goes nowhere will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.