You probably heard about the Budgie Nine.

They seem to have gotten off without even a slap on the wrist from their Malaysian stripping escapade, though being known as “the Budgie Nine” for the rest of their lives sounds like a pretty severe punishment in itself.

This week we want you to use your team name to give them a new name.

The Drunk and Disorderly Nine

The Spoiled Schoolboy Nine

The Please Respect the Privacy of People Who Clearly Never Learned About Irony at Private School Nine

Anything team name that is an alternate to the Budgie Nine will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.