Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
TEAM NAMES
What should we call Earth?
Experimental Planet 011011000110
An actual planet (unlike Pluto)
Elon’s Playground
The Lance Armstrong (one blue ball)
Hitler’s Tomb
Jesus was here
Clown World
The planet we live on
House of Idiots
Planet McPlanetface
Goldirocks
The planet where Usher wears roller skates
Temporarily Habitable Rock
Planet of the Vapes
The last place you will see before you die
Taylor Swift’s planet that we’re all just living on
The 72nd Time Winner in a Row of the ‘Miss Universe’ Competition
TriviArt
Delighted Corkscrew
Pretty Lizard
Multilingual Butterfly
Heavenly Frolicking
Vivacious Cockatoo
Weird Monochrome Glass
Sticky Pudding
Silly Table
Loquacious Wardrobe
Pony Superbowl
Tetris Clock
INTERESTING MOMENTS
We found out that one of our players counts on her fingers with all her fingers out, and then putting them down with each passing number. Which is objectively weird.
You know that book Alison in Wonderland?
If you talk constantly and then complain that you can hear anything, we’re not going to take you seriously. If we ask you for a language beginning with J in which “thank you” translates as “arigato” and you leave it blank, our questions being too hard might not be the problem.
We noticed that one of our team had the same women every week, but different guys. It turns out the ladies were finding guys on Tinder and inviting them to trivia. So if you match with some 20 something girls in Sydney, you might wind up at one of our quizzes.
And after six weeks, somehow we have a tie in our quarterly tournament, with two teams tied on 5 wins and 368 points.
| Team | Wins | Points |
| 4 Go Crazy | 5 | 368 |
| The Smith Family | 5 | 368 |
| Ted’s Team | 4 | 305 |
| Menace to Sobriety | 4 | 277 |
| Leader Hosen | 4 | 266 |
| Cuck | 3 | 224.5 |
| Summer Hill Seven | 3 | 221 |
| forrestj7 | 3 | 219 |
| Superstars of Yacht Rock | 3 | 218 |
| Tribe | 3 | 214.5 |
| The Good Dragons | 3 | 214.3333 |
| Spongebob | 3 | 213 |
See you next week.